The Dynasty Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Saturday January 27th 2007
The
fades in and pans throughout the Dynasty arena as "Get Psycho" by
Disturbed hits the speakers. A huge blast of silver pyro goes off and
the Platinum Tron lights up with highlights from last week's
Disclosure. KibbyD is shown covering her naked bosom and it jumps to
Michael hitting Annabelle Lee with a Northern Light's Suplex. The camera
continues to pan around to show fans holding up signs and posters. It
cuts to ringside where commentators Ryde Rass and David Wright sit.
Ryde Rass: What's up, bitches?
Welcome to our SECOND Disclosure of the year. Hell, our second
Disclosure ever. We got a helluva show for you tonight just like we
will every week because we're always platinum, baby.
David Wright: We're live from our home in The Dynasty Spectrum. Philly is on fire tonight!
Ryde Rass: It damn sure is. Did
you hear about those kindergardners setting their teachers car on fire
today? Even the kid's in Philly is gangsta!
David Wright: Always with the
negativity, Ryde. Anyway like my brain damage cohort here said we've got
a great show for you tonight. We'll see both Shane Meras and erik
Harris make their debut in the very first match to try and make a name
for themselves in PDW. And we'll also see Trisha Smith take on the
ditzy blonde KibbyD.
Ryde Rass: Dayum! Kibby got some big ass ti...
David Wright: Don't even say it, Ryde.
Ryde Rass: What?! You seen 'em,
man. I know you still a virgin but you had to be lookin'! They jump
into your line of vision whether you want them to or not!
David Wright: Moving on! Kurput
Loc and Rob Grayson will also be making their debuts against one
another although we've already seen Kurupt once.
Ryde Rass: Yup, when he jacked
Mike Ryba. Fool should'a never said he had too much money. There's no
such thing. Kurupt helped him with that problem though. But after Rob
and Kurpupt we get treated to another match full of T&A when Zayda
and Erica Banks take on Jazmin Starr and Bethany Windsor. I'm gonna be
at attention for this one. Me and the little man down here.
David Wright: And after that vulgar statement we also have
Kindred London taking on Julian Dark and Jake Matthews up against a
debuting Priest. Now that's a match I definitely want to see. Both of
these men will have their pride on the line. Some would say both of
them have way too much.
Ryde Rass: Especially
Matthews.Another match full of ego is our last one, Latrisha Lamarte
and Michael Mercer versus Reginald Johnson and that Amazon bitch
Ashleigh Collins. To make a long story short Latrisha is the only woman
in this match.
David Wright: You know what, Ryde? You're an asshole.
Ryde Rass: Thanks, David. I try.
- The Scoop Heard Round The World -
In the ring
we have PDW Magazine columnist Amaryllis Vasquez with a microphone. She
has a grin on her face as the men in the audience are giving cat calls.
She just blanks them out and starts to talk.
Amaryllis
Vasquez: You men make me sick! You stand there in the crowd with your
beer guts, your missing teeth, and your oily bodies thinking you are
all fine. Thinking you are "god's gift to women"! You are just trash
that shouldn't even be allowed in this building if the owners didn't
want your money.
Quickly the crowd turns on the Amaryllis.
Amaryllis
Vasquez: It's alright... I'm out here for one reason tonight! I'm out
here to give all of you ungrateful 'fans' a breaking news story. Over
the last few weeks Platinum Dynasty Wrestling has signed some great
talent, but none match the most recent signing... This man is a true
"God's Gift to Women"! This man is a true "Icon" in this business! This
man is without a doubt one of the sexiest men alive! And I have seen
him in action in several different ways. I give you...
"Riotmaker"
by Tech N9ne starts up over the pa system as the fans are standing in
shock at the thought of just who it is. Strobe lights begin to pan all
over the arena, and soon enough you see them meet at the entrance ramp
as one by one we start to see people come out to the ramp way...
Finally we see "The X-Rated Icon" Dynamic Dynamite step out to a
mixture of boos and cheers. You see he is standing at the top of the
ramp in a black pinstriped suit. He is there with his entourage as
well. He starts to walk down to the ring followed by his entourage and
you see as they head closer that Amaryllis has a smile on her face in
the ring. Dynamic climbs the stairs along with the ladies and the two
guys. As they do so Dynamic enters the ring and is handed a microphone
from Jacob the announcer. He looks at Amaryllis and winks at her.
Amaryllis Vasquez: PDW's newest signee... "THE X-RATED ICON" DYNAMIC DYNAMITE!
Dynamic removes his sunglasses and stares out to the crowd with his arms spread wide.
Amaryllis Vasquez: Dynamic, what made you sign on with PDW?
"THE
X-RATED ICON" DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: Why do you have to ask Mari? I signed
with the reason to wear the big belt.. I signed to destroy every man or
woman that wishes to step into the ring with me who thinks they are big
time.
Amaryllis Vasquez: There were other reasons were there not?
"THE
X-RATED ICON" DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: Of course! The women in this promotion
are some of the hottest, and you know that "The X-Rated Icon" Dynamic
Dynamite has to be where the women are. With you here, Star, Amaya, and
Farah all here it's just a natural thing.
Amaryllis Vasquez: Are you going to make any PDW 'films'?
"THE
X-RATED ICON" DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: Did you want to be in another one with
me Mari? You want to see my monster again? You want to feel the X-Rated
Icon? All you have to do is ask baby....
Amaryllis Vasquez: Ummmm....
"THE
X-RATED ICON" DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: It's alright sweetness... You can come
to my locker room any time you want to.. It's all good.. One thing I
will say though that isn't good for the PDW is that no one is safe! I
know some of you, but you had better realize that DYNAMIC DYNAMITE is
going to be unstoppable! I will be the most dominant man in this
business...
"Riotmaker" starts back up as Dynamic
Dynamite and his entourage stand tall in the ring with a hot Amaryllis
staring at Dynamic...
David Wright: Dynamic Dynamite in PDW? Wow!
Ryde Rass: I love his movies. Especially the one with Amaryllis. Hot dayum!
David Wright: Did you know she used to manage Star?
Ryde Rass: Yeah, fool. Who don't know that?
David Wright: Just checking.
Shane Meras vs Erik Harris
David Wright: Here we go with our first match of the night, Shane Meras versus Erik Harris.
Ryde Rass: Yo, why does Harris wear them whack ass goggles? What's wrong with his eyes?
David Wright: I don't know, Ryde. I just...don't...know.
Jacob DeSanto: The next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...
The
arena lights dull to a dark green, and an eerie smoke makes its way out
of the entryway, clinging in a way to a large group of white and red
robed figures, eight of them to be exact, all carrying large
breastplates with varied jewelry upon them, and all distinctively
carrying the symbol of the Masonic Lodges across their chest, the two
leader each carrying large white flags with the symbol of the
Illuminati. In the octets' center, a ninth figure draped in a golden
robe makes his way through the crowd, only his hand protruding from the
folds of the cloak, waving an incense decanter left and right. "In
Fortuna We Trust" by Nine Inch Nails begins to play as the announcer
begins to announce Shane Meras, but finds that his microphone has cut
out...
Shane: Oh no... no no...
Shane lifts the cowl of his cloak..
Shane: I've decided that no one has the authority or the ability to rightly
introduce me in the proper respect that I deserve... Hailing from
wherever the hell I want to hail from, standing at heights you'll never
know, and weighing in at a weight as valuable as diamonds... I am a
former IBN European Kickboxing champion, a mixed martial arts legend,
and a dignitary of a force that could shut down this damn arena, this
damn promotion, this whole damn city with a snap of its finger. I am
the one... the only... 'Elite' Shane Meras... Now, shut the hell up,
and....
Shane looks into the camera.
Shane:
Kindred London, Explicit Content... ghetto thugs with a price on their
head... I've seen your type so many times. You think that you're the
kings of the world, just because you have a jaw full of diamonds and
gold, wear those stupid necklaces around your neck, that bling bling,
wear those handkerchiefs, and walk around with your pants sagging...
You're PATHETIC! Now, don't get me wrong, it's not a racial thing, I
think little white bitches that think they're thugs are just as much of
a little punk as I would a black man... but your little 'ghetto
mentality' ends now. I'm personally declaring war on Explicit Content.
No alliances, no numbers games, I plan to walk through and take out
each and every one of you, one at a time, starting with you Kindred.
See, you and I had a little agreement in my office back there, an
agreement that I got on tape, and immediately forwarded to Star's
Booking committee... It's ironclad, but again, before you shoved me in
our little discussion backstage, I tried to warn you that certain...
waivers would need to be signed. However, since evidently the only
papers you read are the one you stick your hydro in and kick up, I'll
read it for you... Waiver number one. Shane Meras is NOT responsible
for any accidental over usage of force when applying a mixed martial
arts maneuver. That basically means, Kindred, that if I accidentallly snap
one of your tendons or inadvertently break your neck, your welfare
family can't sue me for wrongful death. Waiver number two, As Shane
Meras is placing his certification with various Mixed martial arts on
the line, both he and Mr Kindred WILL be dressed in vale tudo gloves
and shin guards. Third Waiver... as Shane's fight is currently WITH
Kindred only, then any allies of Kindred are hereby BANNED from
ringside... This basically means that you can't get your fucking
government cheese stealing, food stamp cashing, druggie little bitches
can't jump me at once due to your own cowardice. Now, that that's
straightened out, I'll see you next week, Lon..
Suddenly, Shane's mic cuts out as a loud guitar riff echoes through the arena. The house lights fall as the crowd cheers loudly.
Jacob
DeSanto: And his opponent... from Cincinnati, Ohio. He weights in at
245 pounds. "The Darkness" EEEEEERIK HAAAAAARRIIIIIIISS!
A
dim spotlight shines onto the stage area where we see Erik Harris
standing. He has dark goggles on over his eyes as he just looks towards
the ring. He begins walking straight down the ramp, never taking his
eyes off of Shane Meras. Once ringside, he slides under the bottom rope
and climbs to his feet. The houselights come back on as Harris and
Meras stare each other down. Erik removes his goggles and tosses them
outside the ring as the bell sounds.
Ryde Rass:
Erik Harris just came out and straight up cut that fool off. He was
talking too much anyway. Fuck he talkin' about Explicit Content for
when he's facing Erik Harris?
David Wright: Maybe because he doesn't like them?
Ryde Rass: I don't like you but I still know that there's a time and place for everything. This ain't it.
Both men start off
circling one another. Finally they tie up in the center of the ring.
They struggle back and forth but Harris gets the better of Meras and
tosses him down to the mat. Meras quickly gets back to his feet and
goes for another tie up, but instead, he hits a quick kick to the side
of Erik's outer right thigh. Meras then kicks Erik's left outer
thigh, before spinning around with a stiff back elbow, connecting to
Harris's jaw. Erik stumbles backwards, as he wipes his face. A small
drop of blood. Erik smiles as he goes back towards Meras. Erik goes for
a running clothesline, but Meras is too quick, and hits Erik with a
drop toehold. Meras runs against the ropes and rebounds with a flipping
senton splash onto Erik's back. The fans begin booing loudly as Meras
climbs to his feet, adjusting his ring attire.
Ryde Rass: Man, these dudes are puttin' me to sleep. They need to bring a girl down to the ring with them to spark some interest.
David Wright: Why? I'm enjoying this.
Ryde Rass: Yeah, you would.
Erik finally
gets to his feet where Meras is waiting for him. As Harris stands,
Shane jumps onto his back, trying to lock in some sort of choke hold.
Erik though quickly slings Meras over his shoulders and catches him in
the powerslam position. Erik runs forward, spinning Meras around, and
slamming him full force onto the mat. As Meras lays there holding his
back, Harris gets to his feet and runs towards the ropes. He leaps
towards the 2nd rope and springboards backwards with a moonsault. Shane
grabs his ribs in pain as soon as Erik connects and rolls off. Harris,
not hesitating, climbs to his feet, and pulls Shane up with him. He
kicks him in the midsection and places his head between his legs. He
lifts him into the air and goes for a pumphandle slam, but Meras
wiggles free, falling behind Harris.
Meras doesn't hesitate
and hits a spinning roundhouse to the back of Harris's head, causing
him to stumble forward. As he does, Meras jumps on his back and locks
in his version of the crossfaced chickenwing, he calls the
G.O.T.H.I.C.A Lock.
Erik tries to fight it as he carries
Meras around the ring, trying to knock him off, but Meras has it locked
in too tight. In a last ditch effort, Erik Harris falls backwards onto
the mat, but Shane won't unlock the hold. As they lay there on the mat.
T.C. slides into position and asks Harris if he submits.
After
a few moments, Erik's eyes roll up into the back of his head. T.C.
grabs his free arm and holds it up into the air, then letting it fall.
One.
T.C. grabs Harris's hand once more and lifts it into the air, then lets it fall.
Two.
T.C.
grabs his hand a third time and holds it up. She lets it fall and as it
hits the mat for a third time, she hops to her feet and signals for the
bell.
Jacob DeSanto: And the winner of the match by submission... SSSSSSSSHAAAAAANE MMMMMEEEEERAAAAAAS!
Ryde Rass: What the hell? It's over?
David Wright: Yes it is, Ryde. And Shane Meras is the winner.
Ryde Rass: Aw, hell. I hope he don't get his match with Kindred. Kindred London versus King Peroxide. I don't wanna see that shit.
Cut to commercial...
- The Artist Formerly Known As "Miss Perfect" -
The scene opens up to Latrisha Lamarte standing backstage in locker room
area with Savon. Latrisha is already clad in her wrestling attire, and
doesn't seem to be too happy. Savon nods to the camera as Latrisha
crossed her arms in front of her chest.
Savon: Latrisha, last week you faced off with Reginal-
Latrisha: You know what Savon... I kind of won't be needing you.
Latrisha gently moves a puzzled Savon out of the light of the camera and grins.
Latrisha: This is more I like it. Reginald... Ash... Tonight's the night BBV
gets a reality check. I was willing to play nice this week. I even
wanted to offer to pay for your medical bills once it was all said and
done. What can I say, I’m a sincere mother of two. However, as usual,
serfs need to be reminded of their place. Since Ashleigh has labeled me
a racist I’ll put it this way; it’s time for ‘massa’ to pull out the
whip. Do you understand it better that way?
The crowd can be heard booing from the ring area. Latrisha bits her lip and then shakes her head.
Latrisha: Maybe you do, maybe you don’t... I can never tell with you people. You
spew contradictory statements and nonsensical insults so much that it
makes my head spin. Yet somehow, I’m the childish one? Go figure.
She pauses, and places her hands together.
Latrisha: I suppose I’ll start off with you, Ash. First things first honey, I’ve
been there and done that a million times. Everything from your crafty
‘trailer park’ insults to your excessive unreasonable confidence...
That was me... About six years ago. Just ask my fans. The biggest
difference would have to be the actual talent involved though. You’re
just an empty shell Ash. A six foot two empty shell, quite possibly
with a nut or two of your own somewhere deep inside. So do you see why
calling me, your idol, a fraud is just completely insane? Why it’s a
damn scandal! It’s like calling yourself a copying fraud.
She pauses once more, now placing her hands on her hips, with the camera focusing in closer on her face.
Latrisha: Half the things you said about me Ash didn’t make much sense. The other
half... Well... That didn’t make sense either. Your incoherent rambling
makes me frightened to think how easy it must be for someone to
graduate with a diploma in the United States. You’re just a fine
example of why a degree doesn’t necessarily measure the true
intelligence of a human being.
With that said Ash,
since you’re the one with the high school education out of the blackie
duo, I do intend to give you a shot or two. Who knows, if you’re a good
little serf I just might give you a nice clit to suck on too.
I can’t wait to get you and Reggie in the ring. Oh the fun were going to have...
Latrisha blows a kiss to the camera before it begins to blur and then fade out.
Trisha Smith vs KibbyD
Jacob DeSanto: First out, Hailing from Knockemstiff, OH. Weighing in 141 pounds..she is "The Zombie Girl" Trisha Smith!
The
sound of "Apostles of Darkness" hits over the P.A. there is a sound of
some fans cheering and some booing as blue smoke rises from the stage
as an aurora of smoke seems to fill the arena. Trish makes her way to
the stage and she walks slowly, like she is dead to the world. She goes
down to the ring, dressed in whatever outfit she has chosen for the
night. she smiles sweetly as the announcers and everyone around her
looks scared to death as she climbs up the steel stairs and climbs into
the ring. She raises her head in the air and then smiles sweetly as a
spark of lightning hits the four sides of the ring post and then she
smiles getting ready for her opponent.
Ryde Rass: Now we're about to
see the hungriest match, "The Texas Vixen" Kibby D vs. "The Zombie
girl" Trisha Smith..and you have to wonder Dave if we'll be seeing
Trisha "eat" Kibby D out.
David Wright: Why do you happen to even make that sound into sex?
Ryde Rass: What? Trisha is a Zombie typically they eat people...I'm just saying.
David Wright: Let's just go to Jacob.
Jacob DeSanto: And her opponent..Hailing from Houston, TX. Weighing in 126 pounds..she is "The Texas Vixen" Kibby D!
"Turn
it up" By Paris Hilton plays and KibbyD steps from behind the stage
curtains wearing Daisy Dukes bottoms a Plaid Halter top some Cowgirl
boots and Elbow pads. She flips her long blonder hair with her left hand
as she holds her dog Daisy with her right hand. The ditzy KibbyD blows
kisses to the fans and begins to walk down the ramp while tagging the
fans of her hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she slowly
walks up the steel ring steps and makes her way onto the ring apron.
KibbyD holds onto the ring ropes then swings her hair and very slowly
stepping under the middle rope...But just as she was about to step
between them, Trisha comes out of nowhere spearing Kibby D to the
outside floor. Kibby lands hard and holds her back in pain from the
fall. Trisha from the inside of the ring celebrates and then again
without giving Kibby any time to recover leaps from the top rope in a
Suicide Plancha right on Kibby. Daisy looks on from the conner holding
on to her mouth in shock.
Ryde Rass: Damn!! Trisha looks mean tonight.
David Wright: Do you think she's still hurting from the lost she received last week against Kindred?
Ryde Rass: I don't know Dave, But I do know that Kibby D best take out the BBQ sauce if she has a prayer in winning this match.
Trisha
now has Kibby by the hair and swings her to the ring post, She crashes
head on and then rolls like a doll to the floor. Trisha smiles at this
before going right over to her and depositing some stiff kicks to the
abs of Kibby, she then picks her up forcefully by the hair once again,
Kibby holds on to her hair as well trying to fight off the pain, but
Trisha slaps her back down to the floor. T.C can be heard from the ring
yelling at them to get inside as the match hasn't even been officially
started, but Trisha just shrugs her off and continues her assault on
Kibby D. Trisha swings the weak Kibby to the ring steps and she
collides with them hard hurting her leg in the processes. Trisha smiles
at her work and finally gets inside the ring walking slowly to the
conner.
Ryde Rass: Do you think I should go help out Kibby? You know I'm all ways ready to help a beautiful lady.
David Wright: Well, not if you want to end up with a restraining order like the one Farah gave you..then you should stay far away.
Ryde Rass: Farah secretly has a crush on me though..I can tell.
Kibby
D is shown now from the outside panting and holding on to her legs as
she really is in deep pain from them. She gets to her feel with the
help of the ring post and then walks over with the help of Daisy to the
same steel steps which caused her this pain, she looks to the inside
and finds the menacing glare of Trisha Smith who was waiting for her in
a conner post. Kibby finds the strength to climb up the steps until she
gets inside. T.C carter goes right over to her to ask if she's able to
continue, but before she gives her answer Trisha does a running
dropkick unto the leg of Kibby D.
David Wright: Is it me or does Trisha seems like she wants to hurt Kibby D?
Ryde Rass: I don't know Dave, But I can't wait until she starts eating the girl.
Trisha
laughs at this and then picks up Kibby D from the ground, she tackles
her all the way toward the conner and starts punching her stomach as
well as slapping her hard in the face. Kibby now holds on to her face
in pain and Trisha now uppercuts her before placing her on the top
rope. Trisha looks like she's about to do her "Zombie Pit" but Kibby
with her still capable leg kicks her in the face, Trisha staggers
backward and again Kibby kicks her in the face. The fans cheer her on
and then shocking the crowd she positions herself upward on the ropes
and then leaps from them nailing a "Kandicanrana" on Trisha.
Ryde Rass: That's what I wanted to see!
Kibby
now mounts the downed Trisha and starts slapping her in the face as
well as delivering some hard punches and head jams unto to the mat.
Kibby looks extremely pissed and with anger she picks up Trisha by both
her hands holding her hair, She sends her towards the ropes and as
Trisha comes back Kibby nails her with a Lou thesz press and then gets
right on up to nail her with a Cheerleader leg drop to the neck taking
the air out of Trisha Smith. Kibby signals the crowd with one hand and
with the other she hold to her still hurting knee. Trisha starts to
roll up getting herself off the floor to go after Kibby, but Kibby had
climbed the second rope and as Trisha got near her she goes for a
Sunset Flip pin.
One...
Two...
Trisha kicks out
just in time. Kibby now takes the face of Trisha and places her in a
choke hold wanting to get the air out completely. T.C checks on to see
if she wants to give up, But Trisha keeps shaking her head. Kibby
applies more pressure now and still Trisha continues shaking her head
until she starts nailing Kibby with some punches in the side of her
stomach, Kibby staggers back a little and Trisha uses this to attempt a
clothesline on Kibby, But she ducks down and then kicks Trisha in the
midsection..she takes her hair and nails the "The Crazy Lovie" (twist
of fate) and then goes once again for the cover.
One...
Two...
David Wright: Looks like Kibby D wants to finish this.
Ryde Rass: I don't want her to leave though....
Trisha
again kicks out in the nick of time. Kibby looks upset at this and
start to bang the head of Trisha to the mat, but Trisha now retaliates
by scratching The Texas vixen in the face. Kibby holds to her eyes and
Trisha goes to nail a running drop-kick to the face, but as she goes to
the ropes Daisy holds on to her legs stopping her from delivering that
move. Trisha now gets distracted by having a word spat with Daisy who
acted like she didn't know what happened and this gave time for Kibby D
to get to her feet and shake off that scratch. she waits patiently for
Trisha to turn around and as she does she executes her "Bytch Kick"
Finisher perfectly and then goes for the cover..
One...
Two...
Three!!!
Kibby
D gets off Trisha, but not before slapping her in the face for
everything that she has done to her in the start of the match. T.C
Takes Kibby D's hand up in the air and the crowd starts cheering for
"The Texas Vixen" in approval. She smiles and winks at them before
shaking her booty for the male crowds enjoyment.
-Back Stage: Latrisha's locker room-
Latrisha is sitting in
front of the mirror, gazing at herself. She looks at the clock on the
wall. She huffs and puffs as she realize that she is about to go to the
ring soon. She takes her brush and flings it across the room, with
anger. She needed to look good before getting into that ring.
Latrisha: [Yells out] Where the hell is my stylist?!
No
answer. Moments later, her door swings open as a young black woman
strolls in with a medium size golden duffel bag. She was wearing a red
velour jumpsuit with baby style braids. The woman looks at Latrisha
with a smile but is return with a frown coming from Latrisha's face.
Latrisha crosses her arms and stood back, glaring at the woman.
Latrisha: Who the hell are you?
????: I'll be you're stylist for today. My name is Janade.
Latrisha: Stylist? Where's my stylist?
Janade: Amaya had her take the day off. She wanted me to come instead and give you the hook up.
Latrisha: Amaya? [Raises and eyebrow as she shifts her body position.]
Janade:
She wanted me to let you know that my treatment is for the other day.
She felt bad about what she did and paid big bucks for me to come.
Latrisha: She better feel bad. [Pauses and then smiles] Big bucks, huh?
Janade:
Yes ma'am. Don't worry, you'll look great and all my make up is stay on
permanent, because I know how you guys get sweaty in that ring.
Latrisha: I'm going to be so Red carpet in the ring. [Snaps her fingers] ....Then get to it!
Latrisha
sits back in her chair as Janade gives her a smirk. Janade puts the
duffel bag on the vanity and turns Latrisha against the mirror. She
instructs Latrisha to relax and close her eyes to do her makeup.
Latrisha is ecstatic and does what she is told. Janade starts to pull
out all kinds of make up. Moments later a hot guy walks into the room.
Janade: Oh yeah, Amaya sent him, to give you a massage to make sure you are completely relaxed.
Latrisha: [Opens her eyes and grins] Oh he's delicious.
The
man smiles and walks over standing behind Latrisha. He begins to rubs
her shoulders and neck. Latrisha closes her eyes and Janade works on
her face. Caught up in the moment, Latrisha doses off. Janade chuckles
as she gives her a look that she is never going to forget.
About forty five minutes later....
Latrisha
wakes up in her room by herself. It took her a moment to realize what
had happened before she fell asleep. She had wondered why Janade didn't
wake her up after she was done. Latrisha stands up and stretches, she
turns around to look at herself in the mirror and starts to scream in a
ballistic manner.
Latrisha: Oh my God! What is this!?!?!?!
Latrisha
runs to the bathroom and turns on the faucet. She looks at the mirror
and her face is painted heavy like a clown. Her hair is sprayed neon
green and has so much hair spray that her hair is completely stiff. She
splashes the water on her face as she tries to scrub it off.
Latrisha: Oh no! Please! Not this! I can't go out there looking like this.
A
flash back of Janade face come back as she clearly says the make up is
"permanent", so she wouldn't sweat it off. Latrisha runs out of the
bathroom frantically, screaming and trying to pull on her stiff hair.
Her eyes well up when she can't figure out what to do. She noticed a
card on her vanity. Latrisha snatches it and opens.
"Hope you enjoy it....Love always, Amaya"
Latrisha screams and the scene fades to black...back to the ring side.
Kurupt Loc vs Rob Grayson
Jacob DeSanto: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled
for 1 fall. Introducing first, from Los Angels, California and weighing
in at 240 pounds, he is 1/3 of Explicit Content… Kurupt LLLLLOOOOOOOC!!!
The
sound of an AK firing echoes throughout the arena as smoke fills the
entrance ramp. Trued Up now begins to blare over the p.a. system
Put a straight jacket on me, cause I'm throwing a tantrum
And all the crips across the world, y'all gon' sing this anthem
[Chorus: repeat 2X]
We stay, trued up, blued up
True phat laces, true blue chucks
We crippin till we die cuz and will shoot you up
Cop a 38 for the G-homie that used to shoot up
With
that Kurupt Loc makes his way down the ramp while throwing up the
eastside sign. The crowd boos as he slides into the ring and climbs the
top turnbuckle once again throwing up the eastside sign on each hand
followed by two middle fingers.
David Wright: This guy kind of scares me.
Ryde Rass: Why?
David Wright: I don't know. Every time I see him though, I feel the need to check my wallet.
Ryde Rass: Loc's my boy. I got nothin' to worry about.
David Wright: Speak for yourself.
Jacob
DeSanto: And his opponent. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada. He weights in
tonight at 235 pounds. RRRRRRROB GRRRRRRRAAAAAAYSOOOOOOON!
"Hold
Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" by U2 plays and the arena lights go
dark. Suddenly, a spot light appears in the entrance and he is already
standing there. He then heads to the ring with a serious look on his
face.
Ryde Rass: Dead Man Walking.
David Wright: Why do you say that? Rob Grayson is one hell of an athlete.
Ryde Rass: Just watch. It's like a 6th sense I have. Loc is about to fuck his shit up. I'm like a Nsychic.
David Wright: Nsychic?
Ryde Rass: Negro Psychic fool!
David Wright: If you say so.
Ryde Rass: Watch and learn.
Grayson
finally makes it to ringside, and as he does, he turns to give a few
fans high fives. When he turns back around, he doesn't notice Loc
standing there, and he gets a straight punch to the side of his face,
knocking him to the ground. Loc doesn't hesitate for a second, and
begins stomping away on the back of Rob's head.
Ryde Rass: Told ya.
David Wright: That was a cheap shot though. The match hasn't even officially started!
Ryde Rass: And?
After
a few minutes of this foot stomping beat down, Kurupt grabs Grayson by
the back of the neck and pulls him to his feet. He slides him into the
ring and follows closely behind as the bell finally sounds. Grayson
tries to get to his feet to mount some sort of comeback, but Loc is
just too quick. By the time Rob gets to his hands and knees, Loc is
already mid flight with an Axe kick to the top of his head. The fans are
booing loudly as Loc flips Grayson over onto his back, and mounts him
with a flurry of right and left hand punches.
David Wright: These PDW fans don't seem to like Loc too much.
Ryde Rass: ..fuckin' haters.
As
he finishes, Loc looks around the arena with a smile as he stands up.
We can see he's busted Rob's forehead wide open, as the blood trickles
down Grayson's face. Kurupt just smiles as he reaches down and pulls
Rob to his feet. Loc looks Grayson right in the eyes and tells him to
have a free shot. Loc then sticks his chin out and motions for him to
hit him. Grayson swings wildly, but Loc ducks it and hits a stiff shot
to Rob's ribs. Loc then grabs Grayson by the arm and whips him into the
ropes. On the rebound, Loc lifts him into the air and slams him down to
the mat with a vicious spinebuster. Loc mounts him once again and
starts laying into him with hard punches to the forehead and face
again, causing the blood to pour down even more.
Ryde Rass: Look at my boy go.
David Wright: Grayson looks like he's been knocked out... why is Loc still going?
Ryde Rass: To prove a point.
David Wright: And what point would that be, Ol' Spewing Fountain of Knowledge?
Ryde Rass: Thou shalt not FUCK with Explicit Content or Kurupt Loc.
In
the ring, Loc is now pulling Grayson back to his feet. He slaps him
across the face then kicks him in the gut, hooking both arms behind his
back and laying him face first into the mat with a hard double arm DDT.
Loc just sits up and looks around again. He shakes his head as he
stands to his feet. He motions that it's over.
David Wright: Looks like he might be calling his shot here...
Ryde Rass: Ya think?
Loc
once again pulls the bloodied Grayson to his feet. Rob is swaying back
and forth. Loc then quickly slides his arms around Grayson, flipping
him around onto his back, and turning him over, head down. With Grayson
upside down on Loc's back, Kurupt falls down, slamming Ron neck first
into the ring.
Ryde Rass: KURUPTION, BITCH!
Loc rolls Grayson over and hooks his legs as T.C. slides into place.
One!
Two!!
Three!!!
The bells sounds as the fans boo loudly as Kurupt Loc rolls off of Rob Grayson.
Jacob DeSanto: and the winner of this match... KURUPT LOC!
Ryde Rass: Told ya! DEAD.MAN.WALKING.
David Wright: yeah yeah yeah.
With
Robert Grayson out of it, Kurupt Loc gets ready to exit the ring
however he then turns around and looks at Grayson, his feet in
particular. Loc now makes his way over to Grayson with his eyes still
locked on Grayson's feet, he grabs Grayson by the legs and TAKES HIS
SHOES!!!! Thats just wrong, Loc now puts Grayson's shoes on and CRIP
STOMP WITH HIS OWN SHOES!!!!! Kurupt Loc finally leaves the ring
wearing Rob Grayson's shoes and carryin his own.
- Mature Miss Bethany? -
The former OPW Women’s and Hardcore Champion, Miss Bethany Windsor,
the only 4th Generation wrestler in the world today can be seen
stretching in her locker room. She is surrounded by everything a
wealthy should have. Her title belts. Lavish furnishings. Television,
state of the art. Contempory weights training system and a large wall
hanging of her entire family. Her proudest possession. As she lays on
her front, her legs separated into a wide splits position she hears a
familiar voice from behind her.
Voice: Still pissed?
Bethany,
preparing for her match later, continues to stretch off, as though not
hearing the fellow female, her younger sister Miss Grace. Grace stands,
in a very boho chic flowing white dress with footless tights, with her
hands on her hips and a smirk across her face.
Miss Grace: Still not talking to me, huh? Have you always been a bitter little bitch, or is it a skill you have picked up?
Miss Bethany proceeds to raise from her floored position, turns and looks at her sister intensely.
Miss Bethany: You get one of those a lifetime, Gracie…
Miss Grace: Good job I’m like a cat then, eh?
Miss Bethany: I’m really not in the mood, Grace, and I have to get ready to team with…
Miss Grace: Miss
Starr, I know. We all know! It’s all about you, isn’t it Beth! All
about the crowning glory in the Windsor Crown. OH get over yourself,
Sis! You lost a match…Big deal! If you lose tonight, what are you gonna
do for an encore? Slit your wrists?
Miss Bethany shakes her head and starts to make her way to the door, past her sibling.
Miss Grace: I just hope that when I step in the ring, I’m not as immature as you are.
Miss Bethany: I’m not immature…I’m pissed!
She swings open the wooden door, and
slams it behind her. Miss Grace, still having not debuted for the
world, shakes her head…
Miss Grace: Like taking candy from a baby…
Erica Banks & Zayda vs Jazmin Starr & Bethany Windsor
Ryde Rass: Yes! We've finally reached what is gonna be my
favorite match of the night! A bunch of sexy broads in the same ring.
That's how it should be. They don't belong in the ring with dudes.
David Wright: How can you say something like that with the bosses that you have?
Ryde Rass: They're not watching this right now are they?
David Wright: Well no one's seen any of them tonight but I'm sure they're around!
Ryde Rass: Shit....
"Look At Her" By One
Chance hits the speakers, the crowd jump to their feet as Erica Banks
makes her way from behind the curtain, she walks down the ramp playing
to the crowd. She slowly slides off her hoodie jacket with her name on
the bank and slides into the ring.
Jacob DeSanto: Introducing first, from right here in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, at a weight of 120 pounds, ERICA BANKS!!!
Ryde Rass: I'd hit that...
David Wright: Yeah, she is quite an attractive young lady. As a matter of fact all these women are.
Ryde Rass: Dave, you like GIRLS?! Ohmigod!
Jacob DeSanto: And her partner, also from Philly and weighing in at 130 pounds, ZAYDA!!!
The beginning bass of "So
Excited" by Janet Jackson sounds out, and four muscular men dressed in
fire fighter uniforms run out on the ramp holding hoses ready to spray
the crowd, when a figure behind them eases her way down a pole sitting
in the middle of descending platform. Zayda, also dressed in the same
uniform, struts off the platform as it reaches the floor. She peels off
the hot layers of the fire fighter attire as the “fire fighters” rush
over to “cool” her off as she dances from one to the last to the ring.
Jacob DeSanto: And their opponents. First, from Los Angeles, California, at w weight of 119 pounds...JAZMIN STARR!!!
The arena goes black as
you hear The Only True Starr being said. The lights starts flashing so
they look like stars as Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous starts
playing. Jazmin walks out and heads for the ring .Once there she climbs
a turnbuckle and does a backflip off it into the ring. Once in the ring
she waits for the match to begin.
Jacob DeSanto: And last but not least, all the way from Seaton, Cumbria. England, 'MISS' BETHANY WINDSOR!!!
“Creeps Me Out” by IMA Robot blares
over the loud speakers and Miss Bethany comes sauntering out from
behind the curtain, and strikes a pose at the top of the ramps as
golden rain (ala Christian) falls from the ceiling. Then her
grandmother, Dame Barbara Windsor walks out behind her waves at the
crowd while posing too. She then smiles a toothy smile and they waltz
down to the ring, almost floating. She climbs through the second rope
and up onto the turnbuckles, waves all the time at the crowd. Dame
Barbara Climbs up the steps in her evening gown (usually) and points at
Bethany from the ring apron. She then gets to the side of the ring, as Bethany's warms-up some more.
Ryde Rass: Oh, I can't wait for this shit to start. This is gonna be sooooo goooood.
David Wright: Pervert...
The bells sounds out and Zayda and Bethany take to their corners,
leaving Erica and Jazmin to start the match. The two ladies like up
with Jazmin getting the upper hand and shoving Erica onto her ass.
Erica quickly jumps up and runs at Jazmin, preparing to spear her but
Jazmin quickly jumps out of the way and lets Erica run right into the
opposite corner. She then goes for Erica and tosses her over her head
with a reverse monkey flip. Erica slowly makes it to her feet where
Jazmin is waiting for her. She connects with a spear and quickly hooks
Erica's leg. T.C. runs over and begins the count.
One...
Two...
Erica kicks out. Jazmin grabs her by the hair and yanks her to her
feet. She whips Erica into the ropes and attempts a clothesline that
Erica dodges. She bounces off the opposite ropes and Jazmin takes her
down with a swinging headscissors takedown. The crowd comes alive as
Bethany stands in her corner anxiously waiting for a tag. Jazmin
doesn't seem to be ready to make one though as she pulls Erica to her
feet yet again. She then dropkicks Erica and the young girl falls into
the corner. Jazmin steps back and runs at Erica full speed, hopping
onto her with a bronco buster. She then gets back to her feet and pulls
Erica up with her. Jazmin slams her knee into Erica's cut and drags her
up to the top rope. She sits Erica there only to hurricanrana her back
to the mat a second later. Jazmin drags Erica back to the middle of the
ring and goes for another pin but even before she's coming covering
Erica Zayda runs inside and kicks the hell out of her. T.C. yells for
Zayda to go back to her corner and the spiritual vixen does as she's
told, smiling the whole way.
Ryde Rass: Damn, that Zayda is fine. All exotic lookin' and whatnot. She can read my aura any time she wants!
David Wright: I wonder how good she is with massage.
Ryde Rass: Me too!
David Wright: And I've also been looking for a new yoga instructor...
Ryde Rass: Whoa, hold on, pimpin'. Shut the hell up.
Jazmin gets up, glaring at Zayda with
hatred in her eyes. She then picks up Erica again and hair tosses her
to the opposite side of the ring. Jazmin goes to pick up Erica but as
she bends down Bethany suddenly slaps her back and steps through the
ropes. Jazmin looks at her in anger but Bethany completely ignores it
and takes Erica off her hands. Jazmin has no choice but to return to
the corner and let Bethany take over the match, which she does proudly.
She sends Erica sailing into the ropes and dropckicks her when she
bounces back. Bethany executes a beautiful standing moonsault onto
Erica but doesn't go for the cover. Instead she puts her foot across
the throat of Erica and chokes her, smiling smuggly and waving out into
the crowd, acting much more bitchy than usual. As Erica coughs and
screams that she can't breathe, T.C. finally forces Bethany to let up
and she does so with a kick to Erica's head. Bethany keeps things
going as she leaves Erica where she lies and heads up top. She leaps
into the air and lands right on Erica with a perfect splash. Bethany
covers Erica.
One...
Two...
Thre..Zayda comes in with the save yet again.
David Wright: Wow, Erica is getting tossed around like a rag doll in there.
Ryde Rass: I'm saying though. You'd think she never trained before. This shit's crazy!
David Wright: Although Bethany
is still a little upset about what went on in her match with Jame
Matthews last week. I'm not surprised to see her being so aggressive.
Bethany runs over to Zayda and slaps her in the face but as she turns
to leave Zayda grabs Bethany by her red hair and drags hair right out
of the ring, letting her slam on the floor outside. Once Bethany falls
Zayda proceeds to stop the hell out of her, not to piss her off, but
more so to wear her down for Erica Banks. Zayda lays a few more stomps
to Bethany before picking her up and rolling her back into the ring.
She is now just as sluggish as Erica. Erica begins making her way to
her corner as Zayda stands on the ropes, reaching out for the tag.
However, Bethany grabs on to Erica's ankle, not allowing her to go
anywhere. She then slowly gets to her feet with Erica's ankle still in
hand and drags her back to the center of the ring. Bethany begins a
slow airplane spin and gradually picks up speed before releasing
Erica...but on the wrong side of the ring! She lands right under Zayda
who wastes no time tagging herself in. Zayda quickly hops into the ring
and goes straight for Bethany, spearing her down to the mat and
pummeling her with fists. Bethany does her best to battle back but the
fresh Zayda is too much for her. Zayda lifts Bethany by the hair and
tosses her into the ropes. She hits her with a vicious clothesline
right across the throat and when Bethany comes to her feet, Zayda
nails her again. The crowd is completely behind the Philly native as
she continues to beat the hell out of Bethany.
David Wright: Uh oh, looks like Jazmin Starr wants in on this action.
Ryde Rass: So do I!
Jazmin jumps into the ring and starts
full speed ahead in Zayda's direction but Zayda's boot connects right
with her jaw! She's on fire! The fire men need to return! She goes back
for Bethany and Erica is standing on the ropes wanting to get back into
the ring. Zayda flags her off and obviously trash talks her for getting
her ass kicked all over the ring. She throws Bethany into the corner
and thrusts her shoulder right into Bethany's midsection. Zayda then
plants her in the center of the ring with a snapmare and is about to go
for a pin until Erica changes her position and tags herself back into
the match. Zayda is furious! She and Erica begin arguing back and forth
right in the middle of the match. Throughout the chaos Bethany is
slowly dragging herself towards her partner. Erica Banks suddenly
shoves Zayda and the spiritual diva fires back with a punch right to
Erica's jaw! Erica flips over the top rope and her face slams right
into the steel steps! She's out cold! Zayda suddenly has a look of
concern on her face as she stares at her fallen partner outside of the
ring and doesn't notice that Bethany has just tagged in her partner.
Jazmin sneaks up behind Zayda and rolls her up!
One...
Two...
Three!
David Wright: Whoa! Zayda was on fire and Jazmin just stole the match right from under her!
Ryde Rass: She has GOT to be mad!
The bell rings and Jazmin quickly
jumps to her feet and jumps for join at her victory! Bethany in turn
celebrates with her as a defeated and totally annoyed Zayda looks on in
confusion.
- No Disrespect -
We go to the back now and to find Shara walking around backstage with
an angry expression to her face. She starts letting out some curses as
she continues her walking with determination, As Shara finally reaches
where she was going the camera zooms in to the door of Star. As we all
know that Shara is the cousin of Star, one of the bosses of PDW and the
manager of Zayda. She looks at the door and starts knocking frantically, a
few seconds later someone opens up the door, Although this person was
not Star.
Shara: I'm looking for my cousin..Star? Do you happen
to know where she is because I need to seriously have a few words with
her about the proper way to treat my client.
???: Hold..hold
down, First, Star is busy at the moment, And number two you don't come
here acting like a girl who drank too much coffee knocking the door
like a mad woman. You should practice what you preach and learn some
damn respect as well ..before I teach you that myself!
Shara: Just who the hell are you to talk to me like that? Do you know that I am Star's cousin?
???:
I don't care if you're the Queen of England. You will show me and Star
some damn respect and act curtiously..that is if you want us to help
you with whatever it may be the problem.
Shara: (Upset) And who the hell are you?
???:
Well, I am Farah Jamison..co-owner of PDW, and if you have anything to
speak to Star about, I am sure that I can help you with whatever is
troubling you as well?
Shara: Farah, Well, okay..Look I'm just
here because I don't appreciate the way that the virginal skank treated
my client last week. Zayda is new to this game and she does not know
how to take her disrespect the right way, so is best if Jazmin be put
in check before she gets seriously hurt because I will not allow things
to go down the way they are.
Farah: I can see that it has made you upset as well.
Shara:
Is because I take whatever happens to my clients personally, and Jazmin
has disrespected Zayda gravely..and we can't let that happen, so I was
hoping that Star could do something about that matter.
Farah
looks at her and she knows that this girl wasn't going to budge until
she talked to Star or got what she wanted out of her.
Farah: Why don't we step inside my office and see what I can do..okay?
Shara: That's fine.
They both enter Farah's office and the scene fades.
- Let It "Rayne" -
We open up inside of the Dynasty Spectrum,
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. To see Kirsta Lewis leaning up against the
door frame, looking on at her partner Rayne Young sparing on his own a
punch bag. He’s oblivious to the fact that Kirsta is watching on, as he
has “It’s a fight” By 3 6 Mafia playing loudly.
The view over
Kirsta’s shoulder is of a naked Rayne from the waist up, with a picture
of Priest centered on the punch bag, as he swings left after right,
after left. Sweat and tears pouring down his cheeks.
Rayne: SONUVABITCH!!!
With
that he slams a right into the punch bag, with such force the chain
holding it together breaks and the punch bag falls to his feet, as he
collapses onto his knees. Kirsta runs over to him, and pulls Rayne to
his feet and sets him over by the couch in there locker room.
Kirsta: Rayne, you’ve been told not to overdo it. Now for once listen to the
people that love and care for you. I know you’re hurting babes, you’ve
waited this long, another month or two won’t hurt!
Rayne runs a
towel over his face and buries it in the towel, Kirsta seeing his agony
puts a loving arm around him to attempt to console him, but provokes a
reaction from Rayne, one Kirsta wasn’t expecting.
Rayne: You
know what I’m going through? You only know, what I told you Kirsta,
nothing more, nothing less. Don’t attempt to make out you KNOW what I'm
going through, you don’t and I hope to god you never do. Your right
though, I’ve waited far too long for Priest, now the waiting is over.
I’m going to do something Tyler prevented me from doing in UCWF, and
Kirsta you best stay away.
He stands to his feet, catching his
breath as he does so and hastily walks out of the locker room. Kirsta doesn’t know what’s
come over Rayne, and decides not to chase after him.
Julian Dark vs Kindred London
Jacob DeSanto: The next match is scheduled for
one fall... Introducing first from Brooklyn, New York. He weights in at
228 pounds. Representing Explicit Content... KIIIIINDRED LLLLLOOOONDON!
-- The World Is Yours --
Live it. Love it. Enjoy!
Xtreme Productions Proudly Brings To You ....
PDW's Prodigal Son
>> Kindred London <<
The
lights flicker wildly, as the fans yell out of their seats at what is
the appearance of PDW's own, Kindred London. The fans go wild as they
see the arena lights go out, leaving the pyros to make up for the
light, as it blazes up in blue and white colors.
Roll out! Roll out! Roll out! Roll out!
London
comes up on the entrance ramp as he tosses his fist with the crowd
cheering on. Being he is the fan's favorite. He loves the attention. He
grabs it, as he runs with it into the ring, with a sprint, as the
fireworks sprout.
Now where'd you get that platinum chain with them diamonds in it?
Where'd you get that matchin Benz with them windows tinted?
Who them girls you be with when you be ridin through?
Man I ain't got nothin to prove, I paid my dues
Breakin the rules, I shake fools while I'm takin a cruise.
Tell me who's your weed man, how do you smoke so good?
You's a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?
What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG?
A couple a cans a whoop ass, you did a good ass job of just eyein me, spyin me
London
jumps on the second turnbuckle as he smiles and laugh at the scene.
Camera's flash thousands of times, as London adhere's all of it. He
turns his attention to the middle of the ring, as he awaits.
Ryde Rass: London looks to be ready to go 2 and 0 tonight here...
David Wright: I wouldn't put anything past Julian Dark though...
Jacob DeSanto: And his opponent... from Eagle Rock, California. Weighting in at 224 pounds... JJJJJJULIAAAAAAN DAAAAAAAARK!
"Take
Me" by Papa Roach explodes through the P.A. System as multicolored pyro
shoots up from the stage. The smoke from the pyro is so thick that it
can't be seen through.
Ryde Rass: Yeah yeah Yeah. Leave it to the white boy to be over hyped...
David Wright: Wait.. something's wrong...
Ryde Rass: Huh?
David Wright: Where's Julian?
Ryde Rass: Maybe he got scared?
David Wright: Doubtful... somethings up...
Back in the ring, Kindred is asking T.C. what's going on. She just shrugs as she motions for Jacob to introduce him again.
Jacob DeSanto: JUUUUUUULIAAAAAN DAAAAAAARK!
Suddenly
Julian's music cuts out and the Dynasty Screen comes to life. We're
backstage of the arena. As the camera turns a corner, we see Julian
Dark leaning up against the wall. There's blood flowing down his face.
It looks like there's 3 empty bottles of vodka laying there at his feet.
Ryde Rass: HE'S DRUNK!
As
the camera keeps focus on Julian, we suddenly see Ash Bombay walk into
the scene. He looks at Julian, and mellow dramatically acts "surprised".
Ash Bombay: Oh. No. What happened to... Julian? I guess...
Ash looks off camera then back at Julian.
Ash Bombay: I guess he will not be... able to... wrestle tonight.
Ash looks off camera once again, then focuses his attention on the camera itself
Ash Bombay: Start the 10 Count bitches!
The
camera cuts to static and we fade back into ringside where Kindred is
laughing. He looks at T.C. then says, "You heard the man.". T.C. is
hesitant, but starts the count anyways.
One!
David Wright: This is despicable.
Two!
Ryde Rass: I know! Julian should not get drunk before matches. You're liable to pass out...
Three!
David Wright: Julian was NOT drunk. He got beat down by Ash Bombay!
Four!
Ryde Rass: Prove it!
Five!
David Wright: It's OBVIOUS!
Six!
Ryde Rass: Yeah. Julian was OBVIOUSLY drunk! Didn't you see the bottles of vodka laying around?
Seven!
David Wright: Ash is as guilty as O.J. Simpson.
Eight!
Ryde Rass: And O.J. got off scott free.
Nine!
David Wright: Doesn't mean he wasn't guilty.
Ten!
Ryde Rass: Doesn't mean he was either.
T.C. finally calls for the bell.
Jacob DeSanto: And the winner of this match by 10 count... Kindred LOOOOOONDON!
The
fans start boo'ing loudly. Kindred doesn't know how to take it, but he
just shrugs it off and rolls out of the ring. He heads up the ramp and
goes backstage.
- Victim of Circumstance -
The camera opens up backstage of the Dynasty Spectrum. We're
positioned at the end of a long hallway, that lined with doors. As the
camera is rolling, we hear one of the doors open. About halfway down,
we see Explicit Content's own Kurupt Loc. He's dressed in all blue from
to toe. He's just exiting what looks to be his cellphone. He's walking
towards us talking.
Kurupt Loc: Nah Ash. I got this. No worries.
Suddenly,
from behind Loc we see a black man, wearing a white baseball cap turned
slightly to the side; attack Kurupt with a stiff shot to the back of
the head, sending him to the floor. The man begins stomping on Loc's
back with his Timbalands. Loc quickly rolls out of the way after a few
stomps and is able to grab the man's leg, tripping him. Both of them
attempt getting to their feet, but the unknown man is a bit quicker and
tackles Kurupt back down to the ground, laying into him with stiff
rights and lefts.
Unknown Man: Grab his fuckin' hands Jake.
Just
then, we see Jake Matthews walk into the shot with a smirk on his face.
In his hands are a pair of handcuffs. He quickly drops down and slaps
on of them around Loc's wrist. He secures the other one to a pipe
running up the wall. The Unknown man climbs to his feet with a smirk.
Unknown Man: Bitch ass nigga.
He
unknown male kicks Loc against the side of the face, causing a small
amount of blood to fly from his mouth. Jake leans down and gets close
enough to Kurupt, but far enough away where he's out of swinging range.
Jake squats there, a huge smirk on his face.
Jake Matthews: Where your boys at Loc?
Jake
glances back at his "friend" who is leaning down, picking up the
cellphone Loc was talking on. He hands it to Jake, who looks at the ID
screen. Jake smiles again as he places the phone to his ear.
Jake
Matthews: YO! Bombay My MAN! What's goin on pimpin? Shut it bitch, I'm
tryin to talk. Anyways, yeah; me and Loc were just havin a little
conversation. Yeah, he's kinda busy, I'll have him call you back.
Jake tosses the phone to the side and looks back at Loc who is trying to wiggle out of the handcuffs.
Kurupt Loc: I'MA FUCKIN' KILL YOU!
Jake shakes his head as he leans in and pulls the blue bandanna up from his neck and places it in his mouth.
Jake
Matthews: Shhh. I talk, you listen. You see, I got a problem with
Bombay... and you? You're just a victim of circumstance. You just
happen to of aligned yourself with the the numero uno man on my
hit list. This is just business... you should respect that bein' from
the streets and shit. This is my hustle. My warning shot. Ya'll wanna
mob? I can mob too.
Jake points back at his friend, who's standing there behind him with his arms crossed across his chest.
Jake
Matthews: You see? I got friends too. That's my boy Nikkon. One of
South Philly's finest. He's also the newest member of Miracle Boy Inc.
Jake smirks as the man now known as Nikkon adjusts his hat with a smile as he looks on.
Jake Matthews: So next time you see Bombay... let him know I'm lookin' for him... and I'm not alone this time.
Jake
then suddenly smacks the piss out of Loc, sending him into a frenzy.
He's screaming, but it's muffled by the bandanna in his mouth. Jake
stands up and motions for Nikkon to check him. Nikkon walks over and
begins going through his pockets. He pulls out a roll of cash and
smirks.
Nikkon: Plesha doin' bidness witchya homeboy..
Nikkon
then sarcastically taps the side of Loc's face with the rolled up bills
before walking out of the shot, leaving Loc all alone. The camera then
fades back to ringside.
Jake Matthews vs Priest
Jacob DeSanto: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a weight of 238 pounds, from Houston Texas...PRIEST!!!
"Passive" by A Perfect Circle hits
the PA system. As Priest steps onto the stage, the crowd gives him a
mixed reaction. Stopping in the middle of the ramp, Priest glares into
the crowd with a sinister smile. As the opening guitar riffs start to
kick in, the lights in the arena flicker on and off as flaming pyros go
off. After a couple seconds, Priest twists his neck to crack his spine
and heads down the ramp. Once he gets to the ring, he removes his black
sunglasses and taunts tossing them into the crowd, but doesn't. He sees
a child walks over to him, and acts like he's going to give it to him.
But instead of giving them to the child, he drops them to the floor and
stomps on them.
Ryde Rass: Rude mothafucka. I'd beat his ass if he did that to my kid. Good thing I don't want kids because I'd fuck somebody up.
David Wright: Yeah, it's a good thing you don't want kids because I'd feel sorry for them.
Ryde Rass: Oh don't get me wrong. I've planted a lot of seeds. Those bitches just know not to let 'em grow.
Jacob DeSanto: And next, from Stillwater, Oklahoma and weighing in at 240 pounds...JAKE MATTHEWS!!!
The lights in the arena begin to flicker.
"HaHaHaHa"
The arena lights go out.
"Are Ya'll Ready?"
Laughing is heard coming through the PA system once more.
"I don't think ya'll are ready."
"Ya'll wanted an encore?"
Again, more laughing is heard.
"Well Here It Is MuthaFuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas"
Suddenly, "Encore/Numb" by Linkin Park and Jay-Z begins to blare
through the PA system as the lights begin to flicker once again. The
fans all jump to their feet awaiting in anticipation on who they know
is about to enter the arena.
#Now what the hell are you waitin for
#After me, there shall be no more
#So for one last time, make some noise
The fans suddenly explode into cheers as a figure makes his way out
onto the stage. He's wearing a red hooded sweatshirt, with his head
looking down.
#Who you gon' find doper than him with no pen
#just draw off inspiration-tion
#Soon you gon' see you can't replace him
#with cheap imitations for DESE GENERATIONS
The camera quickly zooms in on the figures face, as he lifts his head,
revealing none other than, Jake Matthews. Pyros explode all around the
stage as the hood flies off of his head. Jake smirks as he looks around
the arena.
#I've become so numb
#Can I get an encore, do you want more (more...)
#I've become so numb
#So for one last time I need y'all to roar
#One last time I need y'all to roar
Jake makes his way down the ramp,
slapping a few high fives on his way. He rolls under the bottom rope,
and pops up to his feet rather quickly. He faces the entrance ramp and
climbs to the second rope.
David Wright: And here is the
man who defeated Bethany Windsor at the first Disclosure last week. She
doesn't seem to be taking that loss too well.
Rass Ryde: Man, who gives a
damn about Bethany? He got Star pregnant, David! STAR! The woman of my
dreams and this fool shot off in her. I had to shed a tear when I heard
that.
David Wright: Whoa, whoa, Ryde!
For one, don't talk like that. And two, Star Lithegos is not pregnant!
Where do you people get that from?! You don't talk about your boss that
way. Especially not her!
The bell rings and immediately Jake
starts moving back and forth nailing Priest with quick jabs, backing
him up into the ropes. Jake then dropkicks him and Priest bounces off
the ropes and falls flat onto is face on the mat. Jake hits Priest with
a standing moonsault and then goes for a quick cover.
One...
Two...
Priest kicks out, caught totally off guard by the attack.
Ryde Rass: Jake is trying to make light work of Priest. We all know how much respect he has for the dude. Absolutely none.
David Wright: I don't think that's true.
Ryde Rass: What? Shut up! The world doesn't care what you think.
Jake pulls the gigantic Priest to his
feet and starts laying forearms to him. Priest goes for a clothesline
that Jake dodges and then catches Priest with a neckbreaker. Keeping up
his pace, Jake bounces off the second rope with a spring board
dropkick. Priest stumbles backwards but doesn't go down. He gives Jake
an evil glare as if to say his kick wasn't shit. Jake simply shakes his
head and downs Priest with a dropsault. The fans cheer wildly for the
Miracle Boy as he goes for Priest once again. He starts pulling him to
his feet and Priest surprises him with a closed fist to the face. Jake
falls backwards and Priest hauls himself to his feet. He goes to whip
Jake into the opposite corner, Jake tries to reverse it but Priest
holds on to Jakes hand and pulls him into a strong clothesline. Jake
goes back up and Priest nail s him with a huge Haymaker right hand.
Jake goes down again but quickly stumbles to his feet. Priest charges
but Jake catches Priest with a drop toe hold. Priest’s face slams
into the top turnbuckle. He stumbles backwards and gets nailed with a
dropkick to the back of the head from Jake. Jake takes Priest down with
a bulldog and then quickly goes to the top rope.
David Wright: Jake is
dominating this match so far but it doesn't look like Priest is going
to give up that easy. He is, after all, a "legend".
Ryde Rass: Naw, that's what Jake's bulldog just told him. That was Jake saying without words "Legend? I got your legend, bitch!"
Priest gets to his feet and Jake
leaps off the top rope only to get a big boot to the face. Jake crashes
hard to the mat and then rolls to the arena floor looking as though he
was out cold. Priest slides out of the ring and grabs Jake, pulling him
to his feet. He gives the thumbs down sign and then goes for pulling
piledriver. Jake tries to block it but Priest nails him with a forearm
to the back and then lifts him up. Jake manages to catch Priest and
reveres thee move into a Hurricanranna Both men go down as the referee
gets to a count of 5 on them
6….
7…
Jake manages to roll back into the
ring to break up the count. He waits for Priest to get up and then runs
leaping through the ropes and nailing Priest with a suicide dive. Jake
slides back in the ring and climbs t the top turnbuckle again. Priest
gets to his feet and Jake leaps off the top turnbuckle only to have
Priest pull a camera man in the way. Jake lands hard with his head
bouncing off the camera.
Priest grabs Jake who was now busted
open and rolls him back in the ring. He climbs in and then goes to the
top rope as Jake stumbles barely able to get to his feet. Priest leaps
off and nails Jake with a flying lariat. A sadistic smile forms on
Priest face as he pulls Jake up . He whips Jake ino the corner and then
charges in behind him nailing Jake with a strong clothesline. Jake
falls face first to the mat and gets a knee drop to the back of his
head from Priest. Priest pulls Jake to his feet once more and then
tosses him over the top rope. Jake holds on to the rope and manages to
land on the ring apron. Priest doesn’t see Jake as Jake goes to
the top rope. He waits as Priest turns around and then leaps off nailing him with a Missile dropkick that knocks Priest backwards and through the ropes to the outside.
Ryde Rass: 'Bout time. Jake was in there gettin' his feelings hurt by Priest.
David Wright: These men can't seem to keep the fight in the ring.
Jake gets to his feet and falls back
into the corner as Priest come s back in. He runs at Priest leaping up
and nailing him with an enziguri, knocking Priest face first to the
mat. He rolls Priest over and goes for a pin but Priest kicks out even
before a one count. Before Priest could get up Jake grabs his leg and
locks in Lockdown (ankle lock) Priest yells out but manages to twist
his body sending Jake through the ropes to the outside once more. Both
wrestlers get to their feet slowly. Jake climbs up on the ring apron
only to get hit with another big boot that sends him flying off the
ring apron and crashing into the floor. Jake stumbles to his feet and
tries to climb in the ring again. Priest goes to grab him but Jake
grabs Priest by the head and drops off the ring apron , snapping Priest
neck off the top rope. He slides in the ring and crawls over covering
Priest
One…
Two…
Priest kicks out throwing Jake across the ring.
David Wright: Priest with the
strong kick out. He's indeed the more powerful competitor. For his
second his power will be enough to take out Jake Matthews.
Ryde Rass: Yeah well I think
Jake needs something. He's walkin' around thinking he's the shit
because of whatever he was caught doing with Star.
David Wright: You're just jealous.
Ryde Rass: Bite me.
Jake gets up and charges at Priest
only for Priest to grab him around the throat. Priest picks Jake up but
Jake manages to drop down behind Priest. Priest tries for a back elbow
but Jake ducks it and runs for the ropes. Jake comes off the ropes and
duck a right hand by Priest by sliding through his legs. He leaps on
the second rope and tries to nail Pries with a back elbow but Priest
catch him. He tries to nail Jake with a Full Nelson Slam but Jake
breaks free and out of nowhere nails NMN(superkick) Both men go down
and look to be exhausted as the referee begins to count.
1…
2…
3…
4…
5…
6…
Jake gets to his feet and looks at
Priest. He goes to nail Priest with a standing moonsault but Priest
gets both knees up. Jake lands hard and then falls to the mat holding
his stomach. Priest gets up and pulls Jake to his feet. He nails him
with a knee to the stomach and then takes him over with a swinging
neckbreaker. Priest goes to drop a leg drop across Jake but Jake rolls
out of the way. Both men are slow to get up but Priest is first
catching Jake with a European upprercut that sends him back into the
corner. He charges in after Jake but Jake manages to get both feet up
in the face of Priest. He comes out of the corner and nails Priest with
a Double Arm DDT and then calls for NMN .Jakes backs into the corner
and waits as Priest gets to his feet. He goes for NMN but Priest
catches his foot. He spins Jake around and then hooks his arms before
sending Jake crashing to the mat with a Full Nelson Slam. Priest covers
Jake.
One…
Two...
Three...Jake manages to get a shoulder up!
David Wright: Whoa! I thought
it was over right there but I don't think Jake's pride could take being
defeated by Priest with the way he talks about him.
Ryde Rass: What the hell is Priest doing in there? Stop playing with that boy! This is not a game!
David Wright: He knows that!
Priest gets up and turns his
attention to the referee T.C. Paine for a second. Jake takes advantage,
nailing Priest in back of the knee. Priest stumbles away holding his
leg but Jake nails him with a dropkick to the knee that sends him
crashing to the mat. Priest gets to his knees and Jake nails him with
NMN360 (Pele Kick). Jake goes to the top rope but is a bit slow
allowing Priest to grab the ropes and shake them. Jake falls across the
top rope. Priest begins nailing Jake with right hands and goes to throw
Jake off the top rope. Jake holds on to the turnbuckle and manages to
drive Priest’s head into his knees. Priest stumbles away and Jake
leaps off the top rope going for a crossbody. Priest caches him and
then runs, going for a powerslam that Jake quickly reverses into a
hurricanrana into a pin!
One…
Two…
Priest kicks out , but not in time.
Three!!!
Priest rolls out of the ring and
falls out on his back with is hand in the air as the bell rings. Jake
gets to his feet inside and the super hot referee T.C Paine raises his
hand in victory.
David Wright: Great match! These two men put on a show tnight! Another win for the Miracle Boy.
Ryde Rass: Yeah, yeah, yeah. When's the next match?
David Wright: Now you're the hater...
As Jake celebrates his victory, Priest begins to get to his feet, and stalks Jake.
Yeah
Yeah
We ain't playin' wit cha
We ain't playin' wit cha
Step yo ass up
What chu wanna do
Get yo ass knocked down
What chu wanna do
Get ready
What chu wanna do
Rayne muthafuckin...Young
Let's go (wassup)
Yeah
We ain't playin' wit cha
It's goin' down
It's goin' down (screams)
The
crowd rises to it’s feet in anticipation, as Priest turns Jake around
and tries to attack him, but he’s distracted by a huge roar coming from
the fans. He looks to the ramp to see Rayne flying down the ramp and
sliding into the ring.
Jake stands in the corner looking on as
Priest drives his size 13 feet into the head of Rayne as he slides into
the ring. He doesn’t back down, as Rayne pokes Priest in the eyes and
unleashes a flurry punches sending Priest to the ropes, hanging on for
dear life. Rayne hits him with a standing dropkick sending the big man,
over the top rope to the floor below.
A pumped up Rayne, hots
the crowd up further as he gestures for Priest to comeback for some
more. But he hightails it out through the crowd. Jake still in the
corner smirking, as Rayne turns around and raises his eyebrow towards
him, as Jake just smiles at Rayne. He exit’s the ring and walks around
the ring, to the announcers table and grabs a mic, before walking back
towards the rampway with mic still in hand, crowd cheering for more.
Rayne continues his walk up the rampway, and stands still on the stage just as he raises the mic to his mouth.
Rayne: If y’all missed the memo, let me remind you right now. Rayne Young is
here! And Priest, this time Tyler isn’t here to protect your sorry ass.
One Last Stand, big man. You and Me! It’s coming, and there’s fuck all
you can do about it.
He throws the mic off the stage and storms back through the curtains, to backstage.
The camera cuts to Michael Mercer backstage, lying in the hallway and
sneaking in some stomach crunches before the main event. In the
distance, Savon Sem can be seen walking down the hallway in the
direction of Michael and the camera, and once she spots Michael it's
fairly obvious she's somewhat worried about heading over. However, he
takes a deep breath and approaches anyway, mic in hand as she stops in
front of Michael.
Savon Sem: Ahem... hello, Michael.
Michael
brings his legs back and kicks right up to his feet. One of his gloved
hands brushes his long and stringy black hair away from his face as he
grins at Savon.
Michael Mercer: 'Ey, hot stuff. Long time no see, yeah?
Savon Sem: ...yeeeah.
Michael
Mercer: Lemme guess. Ya wanted ta skip all the flirtin' an' get right
down ta business; ya wanna know what I'm thinkin' right before my match
tonight, eh?
Savon Sem: Yes, I suppose I do.
Smirking, Michael takes a deep breath before he begins to speak.
Michael
Mercer: Well then. Where do I begin? I mean, so much has happened in
the past week. I sent some bitch packin' after I smacked her around
some, I got paired up with a partner who I don' even know, and Ashleigh
Collins did her best Vasquez from Aliens impression, right down to the
yelling and screaming like a male with a frog in their throat, and even
capturing Vasquez's own blatant look of an illegal alien. I mean, am I
wrong when I say that Ashleigh Collins may very well have a bigger
penis than her tag team partner?
Savon Sem just stands
there, mouth agape, unable to utter so much as one word; looks like
Michael's broken her for the second week in a row.
Michael
Mercer: C'mon, now. Sure, my accent may cause those at home ta be
beggin' for subtitles every now an' then, but at least I sound- and
act- my gender. And not for nothin', unlike her, I even
<i>look</i> my gender. Stand this woman Ashleigh next to
the other women in PDW. Like yourself, Savon, or any of the three
bosses, hell, throw in my tag partner Latrisha, too. Ya stand all of
them next ta eachother; if someone were to sing 'one of these things is
not like the other', I guarantee you a bunch'a little kids will run up
to Ashleigh, grab her hands and call her Monkey Man for the next five
years.
Savon immediately covers a laugh with her free
hand, the other one still shakily holding her microphone up for Michael
to talk into.
Michael Mercer: Obviously this... woman-
I'll call her woman for now- isn't a nice person. Her brain don' seem
ta be all that big, either. She can't stick ta one subject fer more
than ten seconds without jumpin' ta somethin' completely random, an'
when she does, she handles the transitions as gracefully as a fat man
playin' Dance Dance Revolution. I suggest she never says anythin' in
her promos ever again, because while I may be hard ta understand ta
those like her who are mildly retarded, I have one edge over her as far
as mic skills go- a skill I'll even mention slow and clearly so even
she can understand it. Unlike her, I am EN-TER-TAIN-IIIING.
Slowly, Michael reaches a hand up to rub his forehead.
Savon Sem: Uh... are you alright, Michael?
Michael
Mercer: Huh? Oh.. yeah.. just got a migraine. It happens sometimes when
I'm having to explain to idiots why they should continually be thrown
on the short bus every single day. It's like leadin' a horse ta water
an' makin' it drink, almost, except the horse wouldn't be considered a
douche bag.
Savon Sem: ....is that all?
Michael Mercer: Nope, just got one more thing to say, an' this will go beyond the stupid jokes I jus' cracked, I swear.
A rare, but genuine look of seriousness enters Michael's eyes, as he glares coldly into the camera.
Michael
Mercer: Ashleigh. Reginald. Prepare ta lose. I ain' come ta this
company ta be embrassed by a pair of punks, an' I sure as hell ain'
gonna sit down an' take either of ya lightly. Ashleigh wants me ta not
go easy on her? I can handle that; but after tonight, she is gonna wish
she kept her mouth shut. Even her man had the common sense ta not talk
badly of me, because y'know what? Now I'm angry. An' ya wanna know
somethin' else? I've just been given another reason why I ain't gonna
lose tonight... why I will go through the worst... an' why I will
never. EVER. Stop. E nomini patri, et fili, e spiritu sancti. Amen.
Michael
wastes not one moment after that before he storms off screen, leaving
Savon Sem speechless once more as she stares after him.
Latrisha Lamarte & Michael Mercer vs Ashleigh Collins & Reginald Johnson
Ryde Rass: Now we go to the main even of the night. We have Ashleigh
and Reginald teaming up tonight against Michael Mercer and Latrisha
Lamarte.
David Wright: That’s right and I’m intrigued to see how all of this will turn out.
Ryde
Rass: Well, I’m not so sure about that, I mean Latrisha be looking
straight up like a clown and..Well..I am scared of clowns.
David Wright: Let’s just go to Jacob.
We
go to the ring now and see Jacob standing in the middle of the ring. He
takes the microphone to his hands as the fans cheer for the main event
of the night.
Jacob DeSanto: The following match is scheduled
for one fall, Stepping out from The Bronx, New York. Weighing in on 221
Pounds..he is MICHAEL MERCER!!!
The heavy hitting guitar riffs
to 'Laid To Rest' by Lamb of God hit the PA system. The lights go out
as the beginning lyrics are softly spoken behind the relentless music
backing it up.
If there was a single day I could live...
A single breath I could take...
I'd trade all the others away.
Soon,
a single spotlight cuts through the darkness and appears in the middle
of the crowd; amongst screaming fans stands Michael Mercer, shouting
and chanting along with them with his arms raised high. He practically
moshes his way past people in the audience as people reach in to slap
fives with him and pat him on the back, green and blue strobe lights
soon filtering through the darkness as well.
The blood's on the wall, so you'd might as well just admit it
And bleach out the stains, commit to forgetting it
Michael
reaches the security barricade as the spotlight continues following
him. He hops up onto it, standing atop of it and posing for the crowd.
A cheesy grin flashes on his face as he soon drops down and turns to
lean back against the barricade and into the crowd once more. A look of
confidence is etched on his face as he nods his head to the music.
You're better off empty and blank
Than left with a single pathetic trace of this
Smother another failure...
Michael
breaks from the barricade and takes a couple running steps before
leaping onto the ring apron. He enters the ring through the middle and
top ropes and turns to the closest corner, scaling the second
turnbuckle and raising his arms high.
Lay this to rest, console yourself
You're better alone, destroy yourself
See who gives a fuck, absorb yourself
You're better alone, destroy yourself
Smirking,
Michael peels off his tee shirt and flings it into the crowd, before
turning and hopping from the turnbuckle. The lights return to normal as
he leans back in his corner, rotating his neck a bit as he waits for
his music to fade.
Jacob DeSanto: And his partner for this
night. Weighing in on 131 Pounds, She Hails from Winnipeg, Manitoba,
Canada. She is…LATRISHA LAMARTE!!
Ryde Rass: Oh no..here she comes.
David Wright: Will you calm down Ryde!
Smoke
billows as "I'm So Sick" by Flyleaf starts. As the chorus hits Latrisha
comes through the heavy fog wearing a tight white ribbed tank, crimson
nylon shorts, and black knee-high boots. Black fingerless gloves and
fishnet stockings accompany the classic look. She smiles as she kneels
down at the top of the ramp and holds both her arms up over her head as
two pyro's go off on opposite sides of the entrance. Once the pyro's
stop she stands to her feet and walks down the rest of the ramp. She
then slides underneath the bottom ropes before walking over to her and
Michael's respective corner.
Ryde Rass: I want my mommy.
David Wright: She really does look like a scary clown with that makeup. I wonder what she did to Amaya to have gotten her that pist.
Ryde Rass: I don’t know, but I don’t want to find out either…
Jacob
DeSanto: And their opponents for this match. In a combined weight of
447 pounds..They are ASHLEIGH COLLINS AND REGINALD L. JOHNSON!!!
The
lights go down at Let’s Go by Trick Daddy hits and the video screen
lights up. We see Maria walk from the back with a mischievous look on
her face as she places her hands on her hips and looks over her
shoulder. Soon we see Ashleigh emerge much to the crowd’s approval. She
raises a brow at the crowd as she gives them a smirk before stopping
next to Maria. Finally Reginald makes an appearance he looks at both
women before nodding towards the ring. Maria loops arms with Ashleigh
as the three walk down to the ring. Reginald slides into the ring as
Maria walks up the ring steps while Ashleigh stops at the end of the
ramp. Reginald holds the ropes as Maria climbs into the ring. Ashleigh
runs and jumps up on the ring apron grabbing the top rope and throwing
her self back causing silver glitter to shoot from the ring posts as
Reginald and Maria look on. Ashleigh jumps over the top rope landing on
her feet as Reginald climbs up on the turnbuckle. Reginald and Ashleigh
both jump up on a turnbuckle as Maria stands between them yelling out
to the crowd “It doesn’t get any better” Reginald and Ashleigh jump
down off the turnbuckles as Maria climbs out off the ring. Ashleigh
jumps up on the turnbuckle and sits as Reginald stands in front of her
and looks to be talking as they wait for the match to begin.
T.C
Carter now can be shown in the middle of the ring trying to tell the
team how the match was to go about, but just as she started getting
some words out, Latrisha out of nowhere spears Ashleigh Collins to the
mat floor and then goes to get on top of her. Reginald stands there
watching as Latrisha mounts Ashleigh taking hold of her hair with both
hands and start ramming her head hard down to the floor. Reginald tries
to separate them, but just as he goes toward them Michael Mercer comes
with a dropkick to the face of Reginald sending him over the top rope.
The fans like what they see so far and start cheering on for the match.
Michael sees a downed Reginald on the outside and waits for him to get
to his feet, and just as he does he then goes for a suicide dive taking
out Reginald for the time being.
Ryde Rass: Damn this match is getting physical.
David Wright: And this is just the start of the match.
We
go to the ring now and we see Latrisha has Ashleigh on a corner now
punching her on the side of her face as well as getting in some stiff
kicks to her stomach. Latrisha goes to slap her in the face now and
then follows it with ramming her head on the turnbuckle furiously. She
places her on the top rope and then goes for a Belly to belly suplex,
But Ashleigh was able to free herself from it and wiggles free by
sending Latrisha crashing down the mat hard. Latrisha looks furious
from the ground floor and gets up quickly to go back to work on
Ashleigh; But Ashleigh sees her coming and leaps from the second rope
with a spinning kick on Latrisha.
David Wright: Ashleigh is fighting back now.
Ryde Rass: What she should do is get the fuck out of that match with that damn clown.
Ashleigh
now picks up Latrisha with both hands holding on to the green colored
hair and gets some forearms in before nailing a beautiful implant DDT
hitting the face of Latrisha hard to the mat. Latrisha holds her face
from the pain and Ashleigh looks at her with a smile, she then gets on
top of Latrisha and starts to scratch her eyes out with her sharp
nails. T.C goes to get her to stop this but Ashleigh pushes her off.
After being satisfied with her work, Ashleigh picks up Latrisha by one
arm and sends her to the ropes; As Latrisha comes back to her Ashleigh
kicks her in the gut and then follows it with her “X-Spot (X-factor).
David Wright: These girls are showing just how capable they are in this ring.
Ryde Rass: I still say that Ashleigh should get the hell out of there now that the Clown is down.
Ashleigh goes for the cover...
One…
Two…
Just
as she was about to get the three count, Latrisha kicks out of it just
in the nick of time. This infuriates Ashleigh who goes on top of the
ropes; she signals for Reginald and then nails her “Gettin Dirty”
Swanton Bomb on the downed Latrisha. Ashleigh then picks up Latrisha
not wanting to cover her for the pin again. She picks her up forcefully
by her hair and then sends her to the corner post hard. She goes right
over to her with a running splash; But Latrisha kicks her with both
legs stopping the attack from Ashleigh. Latrisha takes a deep breath
and then picks up Ash with an aggressive manner and then puts her in
the spot she was just in.
Ryde Rass: See..see I told you she should have ran, Now the Clown is mad.
Latrisha
now rams the head of Ashleigh hard on the turnbuckle nonstop before T.C
tells her to stop it. But the damage was done and Ashleigh takes her
head in pain, but just as fast she then is met with a Kick to the
midsection followed by a hard face slap. Latrisha seems furious now and
wants to take out all her anger on Ashleigh. She swings her to the
other side of the ring and quickly nails a running splash to the body
of Ashleigh, who falls down to the mat right after. Latrisha walks
around the downed Ashleigh like she’s hunting before she picks her up
by the hair forcefully. Latrisha looks at her in the face and then
slaps her back down again. Ashleigh holds her face now and looks up at
Latrisha who could scare a child right about now with all that makeup.
Ryde Rass: It’s like watching the movie it. I feel bad for Ashleigh right now.
Latrisha
goes back down, but is quickly met with a forearm to the side of her
stomach by Ashleigh. Ashleigh goes for the move again, but Latrisha
kicks her in the face, Latrisha picks her up by the hair and nails a
DDT, followed by a Running Leg Drop to the neck of Ashleigh. Latrisha
smiles at this and then goes over to taunt the man she faced and
defeated last week. Reginald looks like he wants to get inside the
match, But Latrisha signals for a “No no no” making him upset. Latrisha
now turns around to Ashleigh and kicks her in the midsection for good
measure. She then takes hold of her hair and swings her to the ropes
following it with a Hurricanrana. Ashleigh hits the mat floor and
Latrisha goes for a crossface hold on the downed Ashleigh.
David Wright: Ashleigh looks to be in pain right about now, so I don’t know if she’s going to be able to keep holding on.
T.C
Carter goes to check on her and see if she wants to give up, but
Ashleigh is holding on. Reginald can now be shown in his Corner
cheering on Ashleigh to resist it. Michael as well is shown now looking
on as Latrisha applies more pressure to the hold. Ashleigh looks like
she’s passing out cold. But then coming from the ropes Reginald kicks
Latrisha on the side of her head stopping the hold, Michael gets out
from his corner to attack Reginald, but T.C gets in his way before he
could reach Reginald, who by the way now picked up Latrisha roughly and
delivered a Cradle Piledriver taking her out. Ashleigh weakly covers
her, But T.C was distracted by Michael who was still inside the ring.
She hears the screams of Reginald telling her that Ashleigh was
covering Latrisha, So T.C turns around to go count..but Michael takes
Ashleigh off stopping the count from happening.
Ryde Rass: I know the men are desperate to beat the crap out of each other.
David Wright: I’m sure.
Both
Ashleigh and Latrisha look out of it, so they both start crawling to
their respective corners. Ashleigh though gets to Reginald first and
tags him in. Reginald runs to Latrisha and nails an Elbow drop on her
before she could tag in Michael. He then picks her up by the hair and
nails her with a Arn Anderson style Spinebuster followed by a Overhead
belly to belly suplex. Michael looks pists at this and wants to get
inside, but once again T.C Stops him from coming in. Ashleigh now who
was recuperated gets inside the ring. Reginald and her swing Latrisha
to the corner post right after.
Ryde Rass: That’s cheating. Even if they were just trying to take out that damn clown!
Ashleigh
then climbs to the top and Reginald places Latrisha on top of his head.
Ashleigh then goes on to leap from the top rope with a Clothesline
taking out Latrisha. Michael looks like he seen enough and pushes T.C
out of the way leaping on top of Reginald. He gets some punches and
then picks him up by his collar, he then sends him toward the ropes.
Ashleigh tries to get involved but like usual T.C stops her from
moving. Reginald comes back toward Michael who nails a Perfect
Superkick to the face of Reginald. The fans go nuts now as Latrisha
gets up from the floor and spears Ashleigh right out of the ring. They
both land to the outside where they start to fight like wild cats. Back
to the ring, Michael just nailed Reginald with a DDT and went on top
whe he executes his signature “Absolutely Merciless” on Reginald; He
gets off him and starts screaming like a mad man that T.C even forgot
he was the illegal man in the ring.
David Wright: This match is getting out of control!
Ryde
Rass: You know from this angle Latrisha looks pretty good, but then you
see her face and you want to cry like a baby after he got his candy
stolen.
Latrisha now managed to get on top of Ashleigh, She
Picks her off the floor and swings her to the steel steps, Ash crashes
them hard and you could see that she was hurting. Latrisha gets back
inside the ring after and then officially tags in Michael Mercer in the
match. He goes to work on Reginald who was in a corner trying to catch
his breath, but just as he was getting up from the ground, Michael
nails him with a running spear. He climbs on top of him with some
punches to the side of his head and then gets off him to follow that
with a kick in the midsection. Reginald takes his stomach in pain, but
again he has no time to recuperate as Michael executes a Lionsault
right after another. Latrisha from her corner cheers Michael on, He
looks over to her and signals for her to get inside the ring which she
does. Michael picks up Reginald and holds him up for Latrisha, who
starts to slap him in the face like a mad woman.
Ryde Rass: The clown is loose!
David Wright: Would you shut up with that all ready?
Ryde Rass: How can I when we have a clown inside the ring, I mean this is wrestling not a freaking circus.
Latrisha
exits the ring now and Michael goes to work on Reginald, But Reginald
manages to catch him off guard with a roll up. Although Michael kicked
out of it by the first count, Reginald takes this minor altercation and
pokes the eyes of Michael, her swings his body to the ropes for more
force and comes back with a running Clothesline, Michael lands on the
mat hard and Reginald picks him quickly and sends him crashing to the
ropes, he goes over with a Jumping Knee smash and then nails an
uppercut to the face. He then places Michael on the top rope and then
tags in Ashleigh. Reginald knew that Michael hated to fight women so he
was going to use this to their advantage. Ashleigh gets inside and
climbs the ropes; she gets on Michael and hits him with a “Cherry Bomb”
Frankensteiner, Ashleigh smiles at Reginald, and then goes back to the
second rope where she nails him with a leg drop.
David Wright: This match has impressed me beyond believe, these two teams really want
to have the win and seem like they won’t give up without a fight.
Ryde Rass: What this match needs is some naked women and beer to make it the perfect match of all time!
Ashleigh
tags in Reginald again, she holds on to Michael for Reginald who gets
in a stiff kick to the midsection. Michael kneels down from the pain
and Reginald uses this for his next move, Reginald then comes back with
a running knee smash to the face of Mike causing blood to spur out from
the lips. Latrisha looks worried in her corner and starts getting the
fans involved to cheer for Michael. Reginald places Michael in an STF
hold and T.C quickly goes to see if he wants to end this. Reginald
begins to apply more pressure on the hold a Michael starts weakening
down, Latrisha looks worried from her respective corner and decides to
get herself involved as Michael looked like he was going to give up.
She goes to the face of Reginald and gauges his eyes stopping the hold.
Reginald holds on to his face and then out of nowhere Latrisha nails
him with a dropkick to his legs, She then goes over to the corner of
Ashleigh and elbows her out to the outside.
Ryde Rass: Once again. THE CLOWN IS LOOSE!
Michael
gets up from the floor now and wipes the blood from his lips. He goes
to help out Latrisha next who Reginald had placed in a corner where he
was laying her out with some punches and kicks. Michael goes over to
them and starts getting some punches as well on Reginald who just tried
to cover himself from the hits. Ashleigh now comes inside the ring and
push Michael off, but Latrisha kicks her in the back of her head as she
was having a verbal spat with Michael. Latrisha then takes Ashleigh and
throws her out of the ring, Reginald now gets off the floor and
attempts to attack Michael, But Latrisha low blows him before he could
get any hits. Latrisha then picks up Reginald and nails him with her
“Absolute Perfection” finisher. Ashleigh now gets back inside the ring
and out of nowhere takes out Latrisha with her “You Make Me Sick”.
Michael looks on and sees that her partner was out cold and that now it
was only him and Ashleigh.
David Wright: Let’s see what he’s going to do now that it’s only just them.
Ashleigh
pushes Michael, but he looks like he doesn’t want to hit her. She
pushes him again and he stays the way he was, Ashleigh smiles now and
then kicks him down where it hurts the most. He falls down to the floor
and Ashleigh comes back with a dropkick to his face. Ashleigh then
jumps the ropes and nails her “How We Do” (west coast pop) on Michael
follows it with “The Makeover”..she goes for the cover, But Latrisha
stops it from happening now that she was up. Although Reginald now was
up himself and took hold of Latrisha by the hair and disposed of her by
sending her crashing hard unto the outside. He then goes to work on her
by throwing her against the barricades where she hits them hard. Inside
the ring though Ashleigh looked like she was going to leap from the top
rope, But Michael finally having enough nails Ashleigh with a punch to
the face. You could tell her didn’t want to fight her, but had no
choice in the matter as Ashleigh looked ready to take him out. He sits
on the top turnbuckle while still having Ashleigh standing on the
second rope in a double under hook, in a Pedigree like setup. He then
sunset flips, Ashleigh’s back flips with him before it's turned into a
sit out face buster on the mat floor.
Ryde Rass: Holy shit..He just nailed her ass out with his “Laid to Rest” Finisher.
David Wright: That has got to hurt.
Michael
goes for the cover and Reginald tries to get back inside the ring, But
Latrisha hold on to both his legs stopping him from getting back inside
the ring.
One…
Two…
Three…
Just barely
Michael
and Latrisha get the victory for this match as neither team seems to
want to give up. Latrisha now lets go of Reginald and crawls inside the
ring, she looks down at Ashleigh who was laid out cold and smiles at
this. Reginald then takes Ashleigh out from the ring by the legs trying
to keep her away from harm as Latrisha seemed she wanted to attack the
downed Ashleigh. Latrisha laughs maniacally as T.C. grabs her hand and
Michael's, raising them both in victory. Suddenly Latrisha snatches her
hand away and kicks Michael in the nuts!
Ryde Rass: Damn, I can't stand that bitch. What she do that for?
David Wright: Well, she said she doesn't like partners. I guess she's just showing that.
Ryde Rass: What a way to end the night.
The camera cuts to Latrisha Lamarte
walking up the ramp and smirking at her confused partner back in the
ring. The PDW logo flashes across the scene and we fade to black.