The Dynasty Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Saturday February 3rd 2007




The lights light up and the pyros start blasting all over the arena "Get Psycho By Disturbed plays on the speakers and you can see the crowd jumping up and down with the music. Rockets and lights shine all over the place as video clips of all the Platinum Stars are shown on the titon tron from last week Disclosure, It takes you to the main event with Michael Mercer taking out Ashleigh with his finisher. It then goes to Jake Matthews winning his match against priest, as well as the attack on Julian Dark. We go backstage now with Star and Amaya are shown arriving together to the arena, Both have a smile on their faces as they step inside the place. The camera now zooms in on the commentators of the show..Ryde Rass and David Wright.


David Wright: It's nice to see that the bosses are a happy bunch this evening.

Ryde Rass: Yeah, because I wouldn't want to fuck with those two bitches..specially Amaya after she made Latrisha look like a clown last week.

David Wright: Yeah, I wouldn't want to get in their way either. But you have to admit that even though Latrisha had all that clown makeup on, she gave it her all inside that ring in the main event last week.

Ryde Rass: What she did was put me in therapy for an entire week!..I still see the clowns all around me.

David Wright: I think your over exaggerating there Ryde.

Ryde Rass: What would you know..David, If that's your real name! Changing the subject now, I can't wait to see Kibby D take on Newcomer Athena. Now I'm wondering if this new bitch is attractive like Kibby D is..or if she's willing to sleep with me.

David Wright: Is all you can think about is sex?

Ryde Rass: Do birds fly..yes!

David Wright: We also have Nightmare taking on Bethany Windsor..and you have to wonder what Bethany is feeling facing Nightmare on this one.

Ryde Rass: Well, my money is on Bethany and her fine ass..she's British you know.

David Wright: And what does her being British have to do with her winning?

Ryde Rass: It means she'll distract him with a cup of tea.

David Wright: Moving on we have the debuting Kirsta vs Priest. A three way match with Synn vs Shane Clemmens vs Justin "Raziel" Jones and you have to wonder who's going to pull out the win on that one.

Ryde Rass: All I want to see is Kirsta debut, I mean damn that girl is so fine.

David Wright: Also on the card is Dynamic vs Reginald, and Jazmin Starr vs Jake Matthews matches that are sure going to keep you posted on the TV set.

Ryde Rass: In Tag team action tonight we will have Ash Bombay & Kurupt Loc vs Michael Mercer & Mike Ryba.

David Wright: And for the main event we will see Shane Meras take on Kindred London..Let's get this show started!



- Frisky Business -

The scene starts up with Farah being shown sitting down on her office. She has a look of stress written all over her face and papers all over her desk. She takes some paper in her hands and then puts them back down..she starts flipping through a bunch of them until she can't take it no more and throws all the contents of the desk to the floor. She flips her hair the back and raises her legs up on the desk resting herself on it. Farah then takes the phone in her hand and starts dialing a number.

Farah: Yes..I want a pizza delivered to me in 5 minutes or your fired! No, I don't care if the nearest pizza place is 30 minutes away from the arena, I said get me my damn pizza or your gone from this company.

She clicks on the phone and starts dialing another number. She gets through the line by the second ring and smiles.

Farah: Candice when the hell are you going to send me those two assistant? I've been stressed from work and I want two girls to do them for me so I can have to more time getting to know my Julian.

Candice: Well, I talked to them yesterday and they said that they'll be arriving to you in two days..think you can hang until then?

Farah bites her bottom lips..two days more? Damn that seemed like a whole damn year to Farah right now who was up to her neck with paper work. She really needed a bit of a break from it at.

Farah: Fine, I guess I have no other choice but to wait for those bitches to show their faces up in here..anyway I gotta get going (Smiling) I have to go take care of some unfinished business.

Farah hangs up and gets up from her desk. She takes out a pocket sized mirror from her purse and checks her makeup, she smiles liking what she sees and places it back. With her black corset styled black dress Farah walks out of her office feeling confident with herself, she continues her walk along the hallway until she reaches a door. She licks her lips and fixes her breasts before the camera gets a good glimpse of "JULIAN DARK" planted in front of the door. Farah passes her fingers on the name and smiles before opening the door wide open. You can get a glimpse of Julian who had his back turned and his waist wrapped around a towel, He looked like he just stepped out of the shower. Farah smiles once again and enters the room.

Farah: Hello..Julian!

Julian turns around with a surprise look to his face and then you see Farah kicking the door shut while she was getting closer to Julian.


Athena vs KibbyD



Jacob DeSanto: And now ladies and gentlemen....making her debut tonight...coming to the ring from Westchester, New York. Weighing in at 120lbs....Athena!


Light guitar strums are heard. The lights go out as these words are uttered in the song.

There's no money theres no possessions
Only obsession I dont need that shit
Take my money take my obsession

The guitar strums get louder as pyros hit following the beat of the drums and the lights cut on as the lyrics continue.

just want to be heard loud and clear are my words
Coming from within man tell them what you heard
Its about a revolution in your heart and in your mind
Till you find a conclusion lost out in obsession
Diamond rings get you nothing but a life long lesson
And your pocketbooks stressing

Athena emerges from the backstage. She wears a cloak that covers her wrestling attire. She walks down the ramp as the continue of the first stanza is continued.
Another set of pyros hit as the chorus hits again and by this time Athena has reached the stairs and climbed up them.

Because everything is nothing
And emptiness isnt everything
This reality is really just a fucked up dream
With the flesh and the blood that you call your soul
Flip it inside out its a big black hole
Take your money burn it up like an asteroid
Possession though youre never gonna feel the void

Athena climbs into the ring and spins the cloak off her back and swings it into the fans, letting them fight over it. She leans on the ropes and poses for the camera shots as the last set of pyro's go off as the last stanza of the song you hear hits the speakers.

Take your money burn it up like an asteroid
Possession though youre never gonna feel the void
Take it away and learn your best lesson
The heart the soul the life the passion
Theres no money theres no possession?
Only obsession I dont need that shit ?
Take my money take my possession take my obsession

Athena now stands in the middle of the ring as she awaits her opponent.

Ryde Rass: Damn, that's my kind of woman. Superwoman!

David Wright: I have to say her cloak gives a nice touch.

Ryde Rass: A nice touch aight.

David Wright: Who do you think is going to win?

Ryde Rass: They both can win...they just need to look each other and touch each other and maybe some ass spanking. It'll make the world happy.

David Wright: [Shakes head] unhuh.

Ryde Rass: See! Even you agree.

David Wright: I respect women, Ryde.

Ryde Rass: That's why you havent got any...

Jacob DeSanto: Meeting her in the ring....all the way from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 128lbs.....Kibby D!

KibbyD steps from behind the stage curtains wearing Daisy Dukes bottoms a Plaid Halter top some Cowgirl boots and Elbow pads. The crowd cheers. "Turn it up" by Paris Hilton plays amongst the arena. She flips her long blonde hair with her left hand as she holds her dog Daisy with her right hand. The ditzy KibbyD blows kisses to the fans and begins to walk down the ramp while tagging the fans of her hands along the way.

Ryde Rass: Her and that damn dog.

David Wright: She can't go anywhere without her.

Ryde Rass: [Speaks into the mic] Someone bring me that dog!

KibbyD reaches the ring, she slowly walks up the steel ring steps and makes her way onto the ring apron. KibbyD holds onto the ring ropes then swings her hair and very slowly stepping under the middle rope. KibbyD then prances around the ring blowing kisses and then exit the ring to hand Daisy over to the time keeper and enter back into the ring and faces Athena. Moments later the time keeper passes to a woman with headphones on. The woman walks over to David Wright and Ryde Rass' table.

Woman: Here you go, be careful with Daisy.

David Wright: We will. [Smiles]

Ryde Rass: [To Daisy] You just a cute little bitch, aren't cha?

Ryde Rass pulls out a silver flask and a small cup. He pour liquor into the cup and places in front of Daisy.

David Wright: What are you doing?!?!?

Ryde Rass: Don't worry about it David....The match! The match!

David Wright: [Nervously] Back to the match where we see Athena and KibbyD going at it.

KibbyD charges towards Athena, she does a 360 degree spin in the air onto Athena's shoulders follow by a DDT. Athena falls down and KibbyD smiles. KibbyD wastes no time as she grabs Athena from the mat. From what it seems, KibbyD fakes sending Athena down back onto the mat, instead she slams Athena's body over her knees. KibbyD then drops Athena on the floor. The crowd cheers as KibbyD blows more kisses at them. Athena picks herself up and runs towards KibbyD and spears her in the back. KibbyD is instantly falls on the mat but quickly rushes to her feet. Athena comes flying from against the ropes with a clothesline sending KibbyD right back to the floor.

KibbyD is now enraged as she stands back up and locks up with Athena. They move along the ropes and KibbyD has Athena in the corner. KibbyD slaps Athena in the face and then pulls her hair down towards her knees. KibbyD then performs a leg choke. With no where to go Athena's hands flare in the air. KibbyD falls back with her leg still wrapped around Athena's neck. They both flip twice in a cat fight motion. KibbyD lands on top and goes for the pin.

TC counts:

One...

Two...

Athena kicks out and gets up while TC moves out of the way. Athena and KibbyD are in each other face, once again. Athena then headbutts KibbyD. KibbyD stumbles backward rubbing her forehead. Athena approaches KibbyD slamming her elbow in her face. Athena picks KibbyD and throws her over the ropes and outside the ring. While KibbyD lies on the floor, Athena climbs to the top turnbuckle and lands on KibbyD back first and succeed the Senton.

Athena goes to grab KibbyD again, but KibbyD gets Athena in a headlock then flipping her over onto the ground. KibbyD slides back in the ring and throws her hands up in the air. Athena wipes the spit from her lips and climbs back into the ring for more. Athena performs a chick kick follow by another DDT. KibbyD cringes in the position she's in. Athena picks up KibbyD body in the air and throws her to the other side of the ring.

Ryde Rass: Yeah...look at that bitch.

Daisy is laying down with her paws under her chin facing the match.

David Wright: I can't believe you got her manager drunk!

Ryde Rass: It's just a dog. They can drink too! My dog cannabis...he sm-

David Wright: Uh. Uh. We're on the air.

Ryde Rass: Cut me off right, Dave?

David Wright: Ladies and Gentlemen....it looks like Athena is picking this match up.

Athena picks up KibbyD and slams her body face forward into a corner pole. Athena tries to performs "Assassination" but fails. Athena drags KibbyD towards the middle of the ring and stands her on her feet. Athena puts KibbyD's head in between her thighs and grabs her by the waist, pulling KibbyD in a vertical position. Athena then jumps up and sits down hard, having KibbyD face slam against the mat. Athena then rolls KibbyD up with a schoolboy. TC rushes in and begins to count.

One...

Two...

Thr...

KibbyD reverses the roll up!

One...

Two...

Three!

Jacob DeSanto: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, KIBBYD!!!


- True Blue Gansgsta -

Loc(Ryba) is shown standing in front of a camera as the cheers and laughter of the fans can be heard. He stands looking at the camera and giving off a smile.

Loc: Yo what it is? Listen tonight me and Bombay are going to run through them cats Ryba and Mercer. But before I do this, I want to go out and reach out to my fellow thugs and gangstas out there. So follow me..

Kurupt Loc(Ryba) walks around the halls and sees a whole bunch of guys standing drinking beer. Loc(Ryba) gets a look on his face as if he is at home and ready to start up a conversation. He slowly makes his way over to talk with them.

Loc: Yo what is going on? You ready to see me and Ash kick some Ryba and Mercer ass...

The men turn to look at him and squint there eyes as one guy talks.

Man: ...who the fuck are you?!

A quick faze out happens, as Kurupt Loc(Ryba) is shown squating down in what appears to be the shadows, or more like light since everything is lit. He begins to crawl up to someone, stopping, then diving down on his chest as he shimmies like someone on the front lines towards an enemy. As he lays there, he makes a Shh gesture to the camera man. He reaches his hand up and begins to yank away at it. As he gets on his knees he begins to talk.

Loc: Hand it over you shit! Come on...you gots too many of this thing right here. LET IT GO!

As the scene pans out, it shows Kurupt Loc(Ryba) struggling to take candy from a baby. The baby just looking blankly at Loc, as Loc begins to sweat profusely.

Loc: Why are you doin this? It was so easy to steal that gagillion dollars from Ryba. I *huff*...can't..*huff*...shit...*Huff, weeze, passes out as the baby just gives a 'WTF' look*

Kurupt Loc(Ryba) is shown sitting up against a wall, still wiping the sweat off of his face as he looks to the camera.

Loc: Damn...I wore myself out. I wanted to save my energy for our toughest challenge to date. But it seems I over did myself like usual. But that baby...that baby was on them roids. I could see the vein popping out of its neck. It was bigger then my arm. Well...

Loc(Ryba) stands up and looks to the camera.

Loc: Although my time on the camera is limited, because nine times out of ten I either don't know what I am talking about and waste money, or just that I can't entertain any form of human being what so ever. Well..I gotta go wax my legs now, Holla at cha boy'!

Loc(Ryba) walks away as the scene fades out.


Nightmare vs Bethany Windsor


Green and Gold strobe lights blink rapidly as the song “Money Maker” by Ludacris blares throughout the whole arena. As soon as the intro ends and the chorus picks up, Amaya stands at the entrance with her hands on her waist. She flashes a big smile as the crowd yells with a mixture of boos and cheers for her. As the chorus continues she walks down towards the commentary table with David Wright and Ryde Rass.

David Wright: Ladies and Gentlemen, Amaya.

Ryde Rass: Hey there, cousin.


Amaya: Wuz up fellas? I just came down to see this match.

David Wright: Who do you have your bet on, Amaya?

Ryde Rass: Gots to be Nightmare, Amaya is a woman hater.

Amaya: [Slaps Ryde on the back of his head] Hush, fool. I came to just watch, I ain't picking sides at this point.

David Wright: Well here they come now.

Jacob DeSanto: Coming to the ring...all the way from Seaton, Cumbria. England is Bethany Winnnndsor!

“Creeps Me Out” by IMA Robot blares over the loud speakers and Miss Bethany comes sauntering out from behind the curtain, and strikes a pose at the top of the ramps as golden rain falls from the ceiling. Then her grandmother, Dame Barbara Windsor walks out behind her waves at the crowd while posing too. She then smiles a toothy smile and they waltz down to the ring, almost floating.

Amaya: Did I get the wrong show? This ain't ball room dancing.

Ryde Rass: Hey cuz, it's tea and crumpet time.

David Wright: That is so wrong, Ryde.

Bethany climbs through the second rope and up onto the turnbuckles, waves all the time at the crowd. Dame Barbara climbs up the steps in her evening gown and points at Bethany from the ring apron. She then gets to the side of the ring, as Bethany's warms-up some more, waiting for her opponent.

Jacob DeSanto: Coming to the ring to face her tonight....weighing in at 205lbs and from Atlanta, Georgia....Niiiiiiightmare!

The lights dim as “Money in the Bank” By Lil Scrappy hits the speakers, Nightmare makes his away from behind the curtain taunting to the screaming female and male fans in the audience, he makes his way down the ramp until he reaches the bottom. He turns and points at the curtains and out walks Princess and Mercedes, the cheers get even louder as the two walk down the ramp smiling and waving to the people in the audience, they meet up with Nightmare and accompany him to the ring, Nightmare slides in the ring leaving Mercedes and Princess standing outside. He bounces off each rope taunting Bethany.

TC brings the opponents towards the middle of the ring. TC has her arm in the middle of the two. Nightmare pushes Bethany's forehead and sends her spiraling to the floor. Bethany falls but trips Nightmare and he falls backwards. Bethany scrambles to her feet and hops on the ropes, she jumps off and lands with her second rope leg drop. Nightmare falls back and Bethany pulls on his hair. She pushes his head backward, the same way he had did to her at the beginning of the match.

Amaya: Damn that lil' girl ain't playing.

Ryde Rass: Kids are vicious, ain't that right Amaya?

Amaya: Boy, don't make me beat you on TV.

David Wright: That would be so funny.

Ryde Rass: What did you say, Dave?

Amaya: Damn, look at that. [Points]

Bethany climbs the ropes once more and attempts a flying crossbody but Nightmare rolls out of the way and Bethany crashes to the mat. Nightmare stands but when he turns to face Bethany, she is already charging towards him. Nightmare raises his elbow in time and Bethany runs into his elbow, face first. Bethany stumbles back and yelps in pain. Nightmare walks over to Bethany and picks her up by her waist and puts her over his shoulder. Bethany squirms but Nightmare carries her around the ring like a rag doll. Bethany bites down on his neck and Nightmare slams her backwards to the mat.

Bethany rolls over in pain. Nightmare picks Bethany back up in the air and spins her around and drops her against the ropes. Bethany bounces against the ropes and moves towards him.Nightmare catches her on time and places Bethany between his thighs and hooks her arms. Nightmare jumps up once and slams Bethany's body headfirst down to the mat. Nightmare then goes for the pin.

One...

Two...

Th-...

Bethany kicks out. Nightmare rolls off and Bethany gets back up. Sweat is pouring down her face and she is breathing. Nightmare also catches his breath, keeping his eyes steady on her. It takes seconds, Nightmare climbs on the second rope and tries to perform a moonsault but fails. Nightmare lands on his feet but not for long as Bethany drop-kicks with both feet sending him to the floor. Bethany walks and stands over Nightmare, she then jumps on his back and double stomps.

Bethany pulls him up and backwards, she punches him in the face. Bethany uses all her force and throws him against the ropes. Nightmare bounces off and is caught in the face with Bethany's arm. Bethany tries to hit a low blow but Nightmare is bended over to far, so her shots hit his stomach. Bethany thinks quick and attempts a scissor kick by kicking Nightmare in the head with her right foot. Nightmare howls in pain as he lays on the mat. Bethany climbs to the top ropes and faces Nightmare cringing in pain below her. She smiles and goes for the "Shooting Star Press". She goes for the pin.

One...

Two...

Nightmare gets the shoulder up and Bethany slaps the mat. Dame Barbara cheers her on outside of the ring, trying to keep up Bethany's morale. Bethany climbs to her feet and drags Nightmare up with her. She then tosses him into the ropes and goes for a dropkick but Nightmare holds on to the ropes and Bethany hits nothing but air before crashing down to the mat. Nightmare hits her with a springboard moonsault. He gets up and takes Bethany with him, then sets her up and smashes her back into the mat with his "Destruction" Jackhammer finisher. Nightmare quickly covers her, hooking the leg.

One...

Two...

Three!

Jacob DeSanto: And the winner of this match, SEAN "NIGHTMARE" WILLIAMS!!!




- It's A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood -

Michael Mercer: Sweet chocolate Christ, the PDW's version of Vanilla Ice callin' me PDW's Mr. Rogers. Shit. Talk about the chalice callin' the kettle black.

Michael Mercer and Michael Ryba stand backstage, snickering at an Ash Bombay interview on the monitor. The moment Mercer finishes his sentence, Ryba bursts into a harder fit of laughter.

Michael Mercer:
Look at'im. He's callin' me racist, but I dunno what race ta make fun of. He's apparently half white, half mexican... and half japanese, or so I've heard.

Ryba spits out air as he continues laughing. Mercer eyes his tag team partner and starts to back away a bit.

Michael Mercer:
Damn. I think I best leave ya be ta get serious about our match, at the rate I'm goin' I'm prolly gonna kill ya right here an' now.

Mercer pats Ryba on the back before beginning to walk down the hallway, camera trailing in front of him as he moves toward it. He then stops, and a wide grin creeps across his face.


Michael Mercer:
Eeeey, Savon Sem. What's crackalackin', eh?

As Michael starts walking again, the camera backs up until Savon Sem is in the frame. She nibbles her lip as she eyes Michael, who just grins back.


Savon Sem:
Oh, uh, hello, Michael.

Michael Mercer: What? Don't wanna interview me this week, hot cakes?

All the way in the distance, in the background, Ryba is still laughing maniacally. Sem glances down the hallway toward the source of the laughter, and back at Mercer.

Savon Sem:
Well... I guess since you're here, it wouldn't hurt. Did you have anything to say about your tag team match tonight?

Michael rubs an imaginary beard on his chin in thought as he speaks.

Michael Mercer: Well, I didn't have much a few moments ago, but I can try. I mean I just caught a bit of Bombay's interview again just now on the TV back there...

Michael thumbs over his shoulder, staying silent long enough so that Ryba's laughter can still be heard.


Michael Mercer: ...my tag partner's still recovering from the after effects of my roastin' it. Anyway. Do I have anythin' ta say? Now I got a few words. So chiggity check ya ears, Sav', 'cause Mikey Mercer the Irish-Eyetalian rap sensation gonna be kickin' it like the home fry he iz, y'know what I'm sayin'?

Michael grins and brushes bangs of long black hair away from his face as he continues to speak.

Michael Mercer:
Ahem. So Ash wants ta dub me as a racist, aye? Thinks my Fresh Prince thing wasn't so thug life, yeah? Well I hate ta rain on his parade, but really. Who took that shit seriously, brah? If ya can get offended by a few measly words, I'm gonna love how much I piss ya off when I start knockin' some sense into ya out in the ring. Poor boy sits around actin' hard 'cause he drinks forties and wears a bandana on his head, wants ta say "dat no muhdafucca succeeded in whippin' my ass". Last time I checked, I didn't know yer ass existed even before this week, an' you've been here apparently, what? Two ta three weeks now, or somethin'? Ash, the reason why I haven't beaten yer ass before now is because yer not even significant enough for me ta do somethin' like that ta ya. Me an' Ryba are gonna beat the livin' hell outta ya an' yer 'boy' Kurupt tonight, an' I'm then gonna go on with my life, 'cause you're absolutely nothin' ta me.

Michael shakes his head, smirking as he digs into his pockets. He then pulls out a lighter and a pack of smokes, and lights a cigarette up and places it between his lips.

Michael Mercer: An' then he wants ta talk like I didn't want this match? Brah, I hate ta burst yer bubble, but I was approached about the match before it was even sanctioned, an' I gave the okay for this match ta be made. An' with how much shit ya talk about me, as though ya know my business, I'd figure ya ta know by now that I will fight anybody, includin' yer scrawny ass. But I guess the bandana ya were wearin' at the time was cuttin' off all the circulation to yer head.

Sighing, he takes a drag off his cigarette. Michael Ryba is still laughing in the background.


Michael Mercer:
An' the best part of all about it is him tryin' ta say I wanna be a gangsta? Art of War? What the fuck? Wasn't that a movie starring Wesley Snipes? Y'know, I really should just start doin' interviews that jus' involve me takin' a shit. Yeah, maybe I should do that. At least then someone couldn't be stupid enough to misinterpret me by calling me a wannabe gangsta one minute, then callin' me PDW's Mister Rogers the next. Either way, though, someone's gonna be owin' me one hell of an apology after Mister Rogers beats their asses in the ring tonight. Seeya out there, bitches.

 
Mercer walks off camera after throwing his cigarette down and putting it out with his boot. Savon stands there stunned for a moment, when Ryba begins making his way over, still recovering from laughter. He stops, looks at Savon, before he starts snickering again.

Michael Ryba:
Iiiiit's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, it's a beautiful day for a neighbor! Would you be mine, would you be mine?

Ryba starts walking again, following after his tag team partner as the scene fades.

Kirsta Lewis vs Priest



David Wright: Here we go Rass, one of the most eagerly anticipated matches off the night, ready to kick off.


Ryde Rass: You sure?

David Wright: Yes, I’m sure! There about to make there way to the ring now.

Ryde Rass: No, I meant about this being *finger quotes* anticipated!

David Wright: Yes I am, there’s so much anger, mystery surrounding these two. And with Rayne in the mix, who knows what will happen this evening.

Ryde Rass: Meh!!!

Jacob DeSanto: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, at a weight of 130 pounds, KIRSTA LEWIS!!!

The arena lights go down as "Animal" by Nickleback pipes though the arena's PA system. There is a loud thundering roar as a huge Harley appears at the entrance. It stops as its engine roars even louder. Kirsta Lewis appears dressed all in black leather and a motorcycle helmet, covering her head. As the music stops, the engine roars and she rides the bike down to the ringside area. Circling the ring three times before it stops and is turned off. Kirsta slides off the bike and pushes the kick stand down. Looking around the arena and walking over to the ring steps, mounting them slowly sliding though the ring ropes and standing there, waiting.

Ryde Rass: Why is a hotty like that, with a man like Rayne?? Proves Miracles can happen.

David Wright: Jealously Rass, will get you no where.

Passive by A Perfect Circle hits the PA system. As Priest steps onto the stage, the crowd gives him a mixed reaction. Stopping in the middle of the ramp, Priest glares into the crowd with a sinister smile. As the opening guitar riffs start to kick in, the lights in the arena flicker on and off as flaming pyro’s go off. After a couple seconds, Priest twists his neck to crack his spine and heads down the ramp. Once he gets to the ring, he removes his black sunglasses and taunts tossing them into the crowd, but doesn't. He sees a child walks over to him, and acts like he's going to give it to him. But instead of giving them to the child, he drops them to the floor and stomps on them.

Ryde Rass: And here comes the Big Man! All 6 feet 10, 328lbs of him. Kirsta has no hope in this match David.

David Wright: You’ll be surprised, I’ve seen Kirsta battle much harder fights, and come out victorious. Don’t count her out.

Kirsta’s straight on the offensive, and connects with a few hooks sending Priest stumbling backwards. He bounces off the ropes and runs at Kirsta driving a Big Boot right to her face, knocking her down to the canvas. With a smile on his face, he picks her up by the hair and shoves his face towards her mouthing off about Rayne. “He can’t help you now”. In that instance, she spits in his face blinding him for a few seconds as he desperately tries to wipe his face.

Kirsta get’s to her feet and runs off the ropes, hitting a dropkick to the knee of the Big Man! Putting him on his one knee, she runs up behind Priest and hit’s another vicious dropkick to that same knee, trying to demobilize Priest. She walks around and sees Priest in agony, she smirks and out of the blue hit’s him square in the face with a Superkick, putting Priest out on his back. She moves in and grabs a hold of his injured leg and maneuvers herself to lock in the figure four leg lock on Priest, who yells out in pain.

David Wright: Kirsta wisely working on the legs of Priest to slow him down.

Ryde Rass: D.W., look how big that fool is. He wasn’t that fast to begin with.

David Wright: Do you have to contend with everything I say?! God, I wish they would fire you already!

He tries to maneuver himself over to the ropes, but Kirsta holds on fervently to the hold making him work more and injuring that knee more so than it’s injured already. Finally he manages to overpower her and grabs the ropes as T.C Paine orders her to relinquish the hold. Which Kirsta does so, but not before looking at the damage she’s caused to him. Priest tries to pull himself up with the help of the ropes, but Kirsta yet again grabs that leg off his and pulls him back and locks in an Ankle Lock, twisting both the ankle and knee in tandem. Priest again, yelling in agony as Kirsta just tightens the lock furthermore. He manages to get some leverage and turns himself around and kicks Kirsta off with his good knee, Priest now tries to steady himself on his feet without putting too much weight on his injured knee as Kirsta runs directly at him, but he counters it and slams her to the canvas with a running powerslam. Taking the wind out of Kirsta, hovering above her Priest leans over to her face and runs his tongue up her face, making her move frantically trying to escape his clutches.

Ryde Rass: Yo, that was some foul shit. Rayne is definitely gonna take him out now. You don’t lick another man’s woman in the face. Lick her somewhere he won’t find out about it.

David Wright: Man, you are so krass at times. But that certainly got Kirsta’s attention. She looks completely disgusted.

Ryde Rass: I don’t blame her. Her face might melt!

He grabs a hand full of her hair and a hand full of trunks and hit’s her with a pulling Piledriver, drilling her straight into the canvas, which can be a career ending move. Kirsta lays motionless, as Priest begins to try and put some weight on his leg, so he can finish the match walking. Priest goes to walk, but once he puts the weight on his knee buckles from underneath him. And falls back to the one knee.

Kirsta begins to stir and quickly comes to her feet, seeing Priest struggle. She runs and as he lifts his head, she connects with a Shining Wizard, knocking him back on his back as the crowd cheer in unison for Rayne to come out and help with the beating, Kirsta is dishing out to Priest. The fans are fully behind Kirsta as she picks up Priest with a lot of effort and dropkicks him over the top rope. The big man hits the floor outside with a thud. He stays down for a moment as Kirsta circles the ring, stopping briefly to kneel over and catch her breath. As she does so, Priest climbs to his feet and immediately heads for the announcer’s table. He shoves Ryde Rass out of his chair and picks it up. Priest folds up the chair and heads to the ring. AAs Kirsta turns around, in plain view of T.C. Paine Priest smacks Kirsta across the head with the chair! T.C. immediately calls for the bell!

David Wright: Oh my god! Priest just leveled Kirsta with that chair!

Ryde Rass: Priest wasn't out to win this match. His only intention was to send a message to Rayne Young.

David Wright: And boy is he ever doing it.

With Kirsta laid out, Priest picks her up and wraps his hand around her throat. Pickng her up with ease, Priest sends her back down with a huge chokeslam. Not done, Priest then helps her to her feet again. This time, Priest grabs Kirsta from behind and starts to choke her out with a dragon sleeper.

David Wright: Somebody get out here and stop this! Priest is choking out Kirsta!

Ryde Rass: Well they wanted to play this game and I guess Priest is showing them why he is the man he is.

As the crowds boos echo throughout the arena, Priest finally let's Kirsta go as officials pour out from the back. Grabbing a mic, Priest talks over the crowd.

Priest: You wanna play Rayne? You wanted to fire the first shot? Well boy, I just took out your girl with not a care in the world. When you face me, the pain and suffering you've been going through will be nothing compared to the beating I will give you. If you have the guts, meet me in the ring next week because I have a little something that might interest you.

David Wright: What's he talking about?

Ryde Rass: I don't know, but knowing Priest, it's got to be bad.

Satisfied, Priest leaves the ring as officials pour out from the back. Taunting the crowd, Priest smiles sadistically as he makes his way to the back.

- Diety's & Druggies Unite? -

The scene opens backstage with Latrisha Lamarte aimlessly walking through the hallways. She's clad in a wife beater and a pair of denim hip huggers, with her arms crossed in front of her ample chest, and her long brown hair swaying from side to side. As she turns a corner, and stops to pull the strap back on one of her open-toe stiletto's, she hears a voice coming from the next room. She does a quick look around of the area, before walking forward, and sneaking into the room. There, she sees a familiar body, one she didn't quite expect, giggling like a school boy while holding a magazine up to his face. Latrisha clears her throat and places her hands behind her back.

Latrisha: Those bitches will hire anyone huh?

The giggling school boy is none other than Shane Clemmens... He quickly hides the magazine behind his back.

Shane Clemmens: Uhhh... Do I know you?

Shane smirks, playing dumb.

Latrisha: DO YOU!?

Latrisha touches her temple with her left hand and shakes her head.

Latrisha: I'm not in the mood for you Clemmens.

She tries to look around him, and catch a peek at the magazine.

Latrisha: That looks kind of familiar... Did you steal it you druggie?

Shane turns sheltering the magazine from her, laughing.

Shane Clemmens: Do you have a backstage pass?

Shane jumps back a step -- He smirks at her, only egging her on.

Shane Clemmens: Groupie girls gotta have a backstage pass.

Latrisha: Excuse me? I have groupies of my own! I'm-...

Latrisha bites her lip and turns around. He was getting under her skin...and it wasn't the first time.

Latrisha: I'm not going to play into your little games tonight. I have a week off, and I've been enjoying time with my sons. Now if you'll excuse me, I still need to go spy on the women's lockerroom and take a picture of Ashleigh Collins' penis.

Shane stuffs the magazine in his back pocket. He steps up behind her and stops her, turning her around.

Shane Clemmens: If time off is so grand, why are you here?

Shane raises an eyebrow...

Shane Clemmens: You're the girl from that Beer commercial, aren't you?

Latrisha snatches herself away from him and sneers.

Latrisha: Honey, I'm the woman the girl in the beer commercial wishes she was fucking, so she didn't HAVE to do the beer commercial. Mkay?

She crosses her arms in front of her chest once more and does a small turn, in a mocking kind of way, gently licking her lips.

Latrisha: Besides, I was going to ask to be booked this week, but that bitch Amaya is really jealous of me. I swear, I should've known coming into a company owned by three women would prove to be problematic somewhere along the line. They need to realize that the show isn't about them, but the talent on their roster.

Shane Clemmens: Shit, it' s all about them -- always will be. We're a step above props -- fucking circus animals. You're just going to have to swallow that pill.

Shane steps close to her, close enough to catch her scent.

Shane Clemmens: Still... We're still left with the glory of your talent. Briming over with it. What are you gonna do with all of it?

Shane tone seems oddly serious.

Latrisha: I could ask you the same, but I'd probably get the usual run around eh? I told you last time to stay out of my business Clemmens. Catch a clue already.

She takes a step forward, and gives a small sensuous smirk before grabbing the magazine out of his pocket. Immediately, she spots a picture of herself with some bold blue text underneath it. "Wrestling's Hottest Babes - Miss Perfect".

Latrisha: Hah! What's this Clemmens?

She tilts her head back with a small laugh while trying to keep the magazine out of his grip.

Latrisha: Yes well, I do look rather fabulous in a bikini don't I?

Shane Clemmens: Yeah, I like to do research on opponents.

Shane scratches his head.

Shane Clemmens: It has nothing to do with your pefectly shaped ass. Nothing at all. Best pic is on page eighty five.

Shane take a step back noticing she's standing the same way she was in the picture... He visualizes... He laughs over shallow breath.

Latrisha: Opponent? Me? You're already looking ahead, how...interesting.

She tosses the magazine towards him, and struts towards the hallway with her stiletto's clicking on the linoleum floor.

Latrisha: Well this was fun, but ta-ta for now Clemmens. I’ve got to go feed the cubs their milk.

Her hands push up her swollen chest as she winks, and pushes the door open with her back. Shane snaps his fingers as he lets out a sinister laugh.

Shane Clemmens: I'll be seeing you again real soon.

He winks. 


Synn vs Shane Clemmens vs Justin "Raziel" Jones



"Dirt" by Linkin Park begins to play on the sound system. The crowd goes into a frenzy as blue sparks begin to fly on stage. As the song hits it's hard rock point, Justin Jones runs through the sparks in his trademark white and blue tights, large blue "J"'s on each leg and "Raziel" across the but. He smiles and points to the crowd as he straighten his blue and white "V.I.P" leather vest. He slaps the hands of male fans and kisses the cheeks of the females as he makes his way down the ramp. He's a crowd pleaser, so he hops up onto the ring apron and faces the crowd, showing them the V.I.P taunt before rolling backwards over the top rope into the ring. He rips off his vest and throws it into the crowd as his theme music begins to fade out and he warms up for the match.


Jacob DeSanto: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, San Diego, California and weighing in at 230 pounds, JUSTIN “RAZIEL” JONES!!!

David Wright: And here we are with the triple threat match. This will be the debut match for each one of these men here in PDW. Finally, we get to see the man formerly known as Raziel in action. We’ve been hearing a lot about him.

Ryde Rass: Yeah and how he’s been pimpin’ all over the Dynasty. Trying to anyway. I ain’t heard about his scoring yet.

David Wright: There you go spreading your rumors again. Justin Jones is just a charming guy. He can’t help it.

Ryde Rass: And you sound extra gay right now.

Jacob DeSanto: And coming to the ring next, from The Other Side of Darkness, at a weight of 287 pounds, SYNN!!!

The dark beat of "Opticon" by Orgy drums out across the arena as the entire arena is cast into darkness. The crowd waits in silent anticipation as first one single red light flashes on above the ring, then one by one, more are lit along the entrance aisle, until they reach the stage where a fiery explosion of red pyros erupts from the stage floor, engulfing the tall, dark shadow standing atop the center of the stage. The red lights surround the Platinum Tron above and as the pyros die down, the red lights brighten and there stands Synn himself, clad in an ankle-length trench coat of black leather and his trademark metallic red shades. The majority of the fans boo viciously at his entrance although there is a loud following of fans, who cheer him loyally. Synn ignores everyone along his path to the ring, as he walks up the metal ring steps and onto the apron. With one last lookout to the "synners," he steps over the top rope and inside of the squared circle.

Ryde Rass: Now I’m scared of this dude and I don’t think I need to say why.

David Wright: Because he’s huge?

Ryde Rass: Huge? Huge how?! I don’t know how huge he is, David!

David Wright: It’s as plain as day, Ryde. The man is six feet seven inches tall and weighs 287 pounds. That’s huge!

Ryde Rass: Oh…oh you mean….right, right.

The lights in the arena flash and then go out… The Platinum Tron lights up with images of destruction… There’s the sound of marching armies… Suddenly crimson red lights up the arena – a Crimson red pot leaf appears spinning in the ring… Lighters in the arena flash as “Lapdance” by N.E.R.D. remixed by Trent Reznor begins to play. Spotlights hit the entrance as the fans scream and holler – Shane Clemmens appears from the entrance… He walks slowly, slapping hands with fans as he goes…Then he breaks into full sprint, and slides into the ring from under the first ring rope… He slides to a stop in the ring and jumps up – heading over to the corner, falling into it – sitting – awaiting the ring bell.

The three men are in their respective corners each looking back and forth at each other, all of them with different looks on their faces. As the three men stand fast, Jones and Clemmens look at each other and then suddenly both men run at Synn. Beating them to the punch, Synn levels both of them with a clothesline that sends both of them down hard to the ground.

David Wright: Nice clothesline by Synn, there.

Ryde Rass: He beat them using his head, I like that.

Synn begins to circle the ring as Clemmens and Jones get themselves to their feet. They are obviously surprised by the move Synn just pulled. Jones rolls to the outside to regain his composure. As Clemmens looks to the outside, he shakes his head and locks up with Synn. Synn gains the early advantage, but Clemmens gets a shot to Synn's rib cage which causes him to hold his side. Synn steps back to catch a breather and then quickly goes back to work on Clemmens, But Clemmens side steps out of the way and using his ring presence,takes Synn down with a side Russian leg sweep. He mounts him now with some hard punches to the side of the head of Synn who tries to cover his face. Clemmens gets one more punch before he picks up Synn by the hair roughly. Now with a look of craziness Clemmens sends Synn towards the ropes and gets him with a front-face dropkick, he then follows that move by climbing on to the top rope. The crowd goes wild this early on the match and cheer on Shane Clemmens who's standing on the top rope, He looks down at Synn and then nails him with a beautiful "Four Twenty Splash" (450 Splash) Synn holds his ribs in pain as Shane Clemmens now starts to celebrate. He then looks down at Synn and goes for the quick cover trying to end the match right there. But Jones breaks up the count before the referee can hit three, He then slides back to the outside once again.

David Wright: What the hell was that? Jones is sliding back to the outside.

Ryde Rass: I don't know Dave, but it looks as if Jones is just picking his spot.

Back in the ring, Clemmens begins to lay in the boots to Synn. Bouncing off the ropes, Clemmens nails Synn with a running leg lariat. Going into another cover, the referee makes another count but again Jones breaks up the count. Clemmens looks up with annoyance all over his face. He hops to his feet and directs his attention and Justin Jones. As Jones makes his way to the outside, Clemmens grabs him from behind and nails him with a german suplex. Picking him back up, Clemmens launches him to the outside sending him into the ring barricade. His back smacks hard against it and the crowd screams its approval. On his hands and knees, Jones looks at Clemmens and shakes his head, obviously planning to beat the hell out of him. Clemmens stands inside unfazed, even a little amused by the look Jones is giving him. As Justin steadily climbs to his feet and heads back to the ring, Shane Clemmens baseballs slides and slams his feet right into Justin’s jaw. He flies backwards and hits the barricade once again, this time hitting his head against it, knocking him out cold.

Ryde Rass: Well, that'll teach Jones to pick his spot.

David Wright: You're telling me partner. What a move by Clemmens.

Ryde Rass: His head is already messed up from a fall he took about a week or two ago. Star and Jake Matthews had to rush him to the hospital.

David Wright: Then this really doesn’t look good for him.

As Clemmens turns his attention back to Synn, he is met by a devastating superkick from Synn. Synn looks at him with a smile on his face and picks him up by the neck and sends him crashing to the corner, Synn then goes to connect with a running splash and then procedes by placing the weak Clemmens on the top rope, He climbs right after looking to go for a germen suplex of the top, but Clemmens kicks him back down. Synn tries to go back to him but Clemmens once again kicks him and then leaps down to him with a spinning DDT. Both men look weak on the floor and Clemmens gets to his feet. He runs to the ropes, but someone from the outside takes hold of them and he goes down face first to the mat floor. Jones laughs from the outside and watches the match procede on. Synn now gets to his feet and looks over to Jones, He takes Clemmens and places him in a corner post upside down and goes to the other corner. Synn signals the crowd as he connects Clemmen's body with a Running kick to the rib cage. The camera zooms in up close to Clemmens, who holds to his abs in pain you could see his agony as he starts rolling around the ring, Synn sees this and smiles and then goes right back to work on him again, He gets in a few kicks on the midsection of Clemmens knowing that it was hurting him and then once again picks him up from the ground, but by the hair this time..he swings him towards the ropes and connects with a running Clothesline from hell...

Ryde Rass: HOLY SHIT!!

David Wright: He nearly took off his head..

From that impact move you could clearly see the head of Clemmens roll... Synn covers him now...

One...

Two...

Thre..Just in the nick of time Jones connects on the back of the head of Synn with a Diving Neckdrop from the top rope. Synn holds his head in pain from it and Jones goes to work on him by nailing some neckdrops to the back of Synn. He then picks him up and sends him to the ropes hard. Jones then connects with a running Knee smash on the rib cage and follows that with a massive uppercut sending Synn's head back. Jones nails another uppercut and then goes now to hit a Superplex on Synn, he then follows that by picking him up by his hair. He hits a couple of stiff punches on his face as well as kneeing him in the gut roughly before sending him to the ropes, Synn comes back now and Jones nails in a boot to the face of his own. Jones celebrates and picks up Synn not allowing his body to recover, he gets a knee to the midsection and Synn holds to it in pain, next Jones connects Synn with a Implant DDT taking him out of the match for the time being. He goes for the cover....

One..

Two...

Thre..But out of nowhere Clemmens comes back in the match by disposing of Jones sending him crashing out to the outside. Jones looks from the outside in disbelief and then again without notice Clemmens comes down at him with a springboard moonsault unto him, Both men crash hard and T.C looks on from the ring not really knowing what to do next. Clemmens is the first to his feet and gets back inside the ring to Synn, He sees hat he's still out cold and connects with a shooting star press and covers him again, Synn though manages to kick out in the nick of time shocking the crowd. Clemmens holds his head in anger and starts to get some stiff punches on the head of Synn. He then procedes to bite down the nose of Synn until blood started to come out of it. T.C quickly got him off from Synn who started to check on his nose. Clemmens then manages to move T.C out of the way and swings to the ropes, but Synn saw him coming toward him and took him out with a Big boot to the face. Picking him up, Synn then nails Clemmens with the dominator. He doesn’t waste a any time going after Clemmens again and yanking him up by the hair. Synn swings CLemmens into the corner and quickly places him over his shoulders and nails him with "Purgatory", Synn then picks him up once again and applys the beast choker for a few seconds before he goes to nail his second finisher "Judgement Day" Fishermen brainbuster. Clemmens looks out of it and Synn goes quickly into the cover, the referee makes the count but Clemmens kicks out at two. in a shocking moment as well.

David Wright: A near cover on Clemmens there.

Clemmens gets up quickly and as Synn goes to grab him, Clemmens kicks him in the gut. Bouncing off the ropes, Clemmens attempts a clothesline but Synn counters and nails him with a spinning heel kick. Helping him to his feet, Synn whips him to the ropes and tries a clothesline of his own, but Clemmens ducks and as both men return, they clothesline each other. They’re both laid out in the middle of the ring. T.C. checks on the both of them but has no choice but to start counting.

David Wright: Both men are down! The referee is beginning his ten count.

Ryde Rass: And the funny thing is, Jones is still knocked out on the outside.

Jones now gets to his feet from the floor. He looks to the inside of the ring and smiles..Both men were down and out, and this gave him the opportunity that he needed to win the match. Jones gets inside and picks up the weaker of the two. Clemmens is sent to the corner post, Jones then goes to connect a big knee to the face of Clemmens who holds his face right after. Once again Jones sends Clemmens to the other side of the ring now and runs towards him, Synn gets up quickly and goes for a Clothesline from hell, but Jones ducked down and continued his path toward Clemmens who managed to get out of the in the nick of time. Jones hits the corner post and Clemmens rolls to the outside to catch his breath, Synn now picks up Jones and drops him down with a Body-vice bomb. Clemmens then rolls back in to the ring and marches on to Synn..He gets some punches before he knees him in the gut. but Synn though comes back with a hard punch which sends Clemmens stumbleing backwards. Synn uses this time and places Clemmens over his shoulders..The ends times taking out Clemmens..he covers.

One

Two..


Three! Synn gets the win and rises to his feet. T.C goes over to him and raises his hand up in the air.

Jacob DeSanto: Here is your winner...SYNN!!!

Clemmens and Jones crawl to the outside in the different corners. And you could see Synn climbing up on the ropes in victory with some of the fans cheering and some booing.

Ryde Rass: Impressive win for Synn who made his debut this week...I'm sure Farah is impressed as she was the one who hired him.

David Wright: That was one hell of a match and anyone will be impressed after this.




Dynamic Dynamite vs Reginald Johnson



Jacob DeSanto climbs back inside of the ring amidst his own share of fangirl/boy cheers and smiles as he stands in the center of the squared circle.

Jacob DeSanto: The following one-on-one contest is scheduled for one fall!

"Riotmaker" by the Tech N9ne starts to play over the Dynasty Spectrum's sound system and the vast majority of the crowd begins to boo with venom as the entourage of Carmen Hayes, Jada Fire,Vanessa Blue, Candace Von, and Derrick Dynamite steps out from behind the curtains, smug smiles on their faces as they look out with disdain to those in attendance.

Ryde Rass: One on one. That's a unique way of introducing a match off with this guy!

Jacob DeSanto:

On his way to the ring, to be accompanied by his entourage, from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing 275 pounds -- "the X-Rated Icon" Dynamic Dynamite!

OG Thug then steps out onto the ramp and he holds his arms out in presentation. He is followed by "Mr. X-Rated" Dynamic Dynamite the one and only "X-Rated Icon". Wearing his fur coat and sued hat, the crowd boos as Dynamic and his entourage walk to the ring with little to no problems as they are just nonchalant about everything.

David Wright: This damn guy is so smug you just want to get sick! Why does he need to have all of these people out here anyway? It's like his opponents have to face an army!

Ryde Rass: What crawled up your ass and died Wright? It's pretty damn obvious why he has all those people out there. He's the X-Rated Icon so men want to be him and women want to have him! Notice it's mainly the wanna-be men who are booing him and the women just watch? It's a dangerous life this guy's chosen.

Entering into the ring, Dynamic brushes Jacob out of hsi way so he can stand in the center of the ring. He holds his arms out to the sides and as Carmen and Candace gently remove his fir coat and suede hat, Jada and Vanessa begin to teasingly massage baby oil over his well muscled pecs and "eight-pack" abs..

Ryde Rass: Look at that! Men have killed because of being jealous over men like this! I mean I can even see the green in your eyes!

David Wright: That's because my eyes are green.

Ryde Rass: See? Jealous!

As Dynamite stands comfortably while his ladies prep him for the match, his manager and brother, OG Thug, steps up to DeSanto and says something to him, poking him in the chest rather forcibly. Looking intimidated, and a bit annoyed, Jacob steps back up with the mic to his lips.

Jacob DeSanto: Ladies and gentlemen, Dynamic Dynamite would like me inform everyone that he also has a home in Los Angeles, California.

The crowd boos this little piece of unnecassary information.

David Wright: WHO CARES!?

The camera cuts to Reginald Johnson’s locker room where he looks to still be pissed off from earlier in the week and pacing the floor with a bottle of water in his hand. He seems to have pissed off both Maria and Jason Royal who just point at him and tell him, that from now on he is on his own before leaving the room.

Reginald: THAT’S THE DAMN WAY I WANT IT!!!!! As the song says. They want rage, well time to make damn front page

The scene witches back to ringside as Let’s Go by Trick Daddy hits in the arena. Reginald storms out from the back, tossing tan empty bottle of water into the audience and then heads for the ring taking off his t-shirt and tossing it away as he does. He walks around the ring and begins checking under the ring apron for something and then pulls out a huge pipe wrench before pointing at Dynamic Dynamite.

Ryde Rass: No thanks! Dynamite has a rather large pipe of his own.

David Wright: You can't say that on live television! *speaks into his headset* Can he?

Ryde Rass: Well it's true! I've seen his movies!

David Wright: And you were paying that close attention to his...?

Ryde Rass: Aw shut up! What...what's he doing!? Someone stop him before he hurts the Icon!

Reginald slides in the ring and the referee quickly tries to take the pipe away from him. As he does, Dynamic Dynamite charges hitting Reginald from behind, knocking the wrench from his hand as well as knocking the referee to his knees. Dynamic Dynamite rolls up Reginald from behind and the referee calls for the bell to start the match and then counts



1…

2…

3!

Dynamic Dynamite quickly rolls out of the ring with his hand raised in the air.

Jacob DeSanto: The winner of the match in a record setting three seconds...The X-Rated Icon -- DYNAMIC DYYYYYNAMIIIIIIIITE!!!

David Wright: Oh my god! OH MY GOD! He...he...Dynamic Dynamite just pinned Reginald Johnson in three seconds! THREE SECONDS!!!

Ryde Rass: See? I told you about this guy! A PDW recprd! Hell, a world record! He's just that damn good!

Reginald gets up and stands behind the referee with a pissed off look on his face. He grabs the referee from behind and nails him with his Dead End finisher. Reginald looks at the downed referee and then spots his wrench. He picks up the wrench and then starts to pull the referee up. He stands the referee up in the corner and then yells at him while pointing to the wrench. The crowd erupts as someone hops the guard rail and then climbs to the top turnbuckle in the opposite corner. Reginald turns and sees him then charges, only to get taken down with some sort of flip over neckbreaker. Security rushes in but thee man quickly hops the guardrail and escapes through the crowd!

David Wright: What the hell was...who was...!? Reginald Johnson was just attacked by some rabid fan!

Ryde Rass: Rabid fan!? Don't you know anything you jackoff? That was Brandon Clayborne! I hear he's been negotiating a contract with PDW but he hasn't been signed yet!

David Wright: Which again begs the question, what the hell is he doing here and why did he just attack Reginald!?

The scene switches back toward the locker rooms. We see the name Ashleigh Collins on a lock room door but hear sounds of a struggle. We see security at the door trying to get in but something was blocking or keeping the door from opening from the inside. PDW interviewer Savon Sem arrives on the scene with a microphone in her hand.

Savon Sem: It appears ladies and gentlemen as though there is some sort of altercation going on in the locker room of Ashleigh Collins

Something hitting the wall causes Savon to jump as security continue to try and get in.

Savon Sem: That can’t be good. We need to get those doors open.

Head of security Raymond Collins arrives on the scene and prepares to kick the door open, only to have the door open from the inside and an unknown woman step out. She smiles and pats Raymond on the cheek before walking off. Security rushes in to find Ashleigh Collins laying out cold in the middle of a pile of broken chairs and tables!

Savon Sem: Oh My god. We need EMT’s in here now. Get some help and who was that woman!?

The camera follows the unknown woman as she calmly walks out of the arena and climbs into a Black Hummer being driven by the person whom attacked Reginald Johnson.

David Wright: I recignize that woman! That was Drusilla Clayborne! But, but why was she here and with Brandon when neither are signed to PDW contracts?

Ryde Rass: Hey when you're a Clayborne, you don't need a contract to do whatever the hell you want.

Elsewhere, backstage the enigmatic "Dark Priest" in Synn is watching again the taped recording of Dynamic dynamite's record setting victory over johnson on the monitor in the hallway. Taking a pyff of his cigarette, he exhales the stream of smoke and smiles as he taps his chin with a forefinger.

Synn: Interesting. He'll do nicely.



- Divine Intervention -


||Earlier today...||

The camera opens up backstage in the Dynasty Spectrum parking area. There standing in front of the camera we see 1/3 owner of PDW, Star. She glances down at her watch as she taps her heels.


Star: I know he's going to be here...

As if she was psychic, at that very moment we see a black Mazda RX* speed into a parking spot only a few feet away from where Star is standing. The driver and passenger doors both open at the same time and a loud cheer explodes through the arena from the fans watching this all unfold on the DynastyTron. Jake smirks as the trunk pops. He looks over at Star with a wink as he goes around to the back of his car. Nikkon gets out of the passenger seat and looks at Star who is walking towards them.

Nikkon: I've been telling him. Jake, what have I been telling you? I've been tellin' him Star, but he won't listen.

Star seemingly ignores Nikkon and walks up to Jake who has a duffel bag in his hand and is closing the trunk.

Star: What do you think you're doing Jake?

Jake smiles as he goes to walk around her. She puts her hand on his shoulder and he stops.

Jake Matthews: I've got a match.

Star: The doctor said you're still not cleared. I just got off the phone with him a little bit ago. You’re not cleared, you don’t wrestle. That’s it.

Jake rolls his eyes as he pivots around towards her.

Jake Matthews: I'm going out there tonight. I'll end the match quick. It'll be okay.

Star stares at Jake.

Star: No...

Jake Matthews: I'm going, Star. Don't try and stop me.

Jake shakes his head as he walks around Star. He continues walking. From the look on Star's face, you can tell she's contemplating something.

Star: Jake!

Jake ignores her.

Star: [Sighing] That’s pretty childish, but whatever. Just to let you know I'm banning you from the arena until after your match.

Jake stops cold in his tracks. He turns and starts walking back to Star.

Jake Matthews: You can't do that.

Star stands her ground.

Star: I can... and I did.

Jake bites his bottom lip, wanting to just go off... but he keeps his cool.

Jake Matthews: What the fuck ever...

Jake storms past Star, towards his car, where Nikkon is still standing.

Jake Matthews: Lets go Nikkon.

Nikkon takes a deep breath and sighs as he glances back at Star. He shrugs as he turns and gets into the car. Jake throws his bag into the backseat and starts the engine. He puts it into reverse and peels out of the parking lot. Star just stands there shaking her head. She then heads back inside and starts down the hall where she runs into Tank, the head of security. Star immediately stops in front of him.

Star: Hey, do me a favor. Make sure you don't see Jake Matthews anywhere around this arena until I say so. Nikkon is fine. But Jake? I don't want him here.

Tank nods his agreement to Star and she walks off as the scene fades.It then
opens with Kurupt Loc opening a freezer, inside the freezer there are paintballs?

Kurupt Loc: Nikkon wants to mob huh? Lets see how he likes this one

We now cut to Nikkon walking around backstage until.....POW!POW!POW!POW!POW! Nikkon falls to the ground as the frozen paintballs slam into his knees. The barrage of frozen paintballs continues to pound Nikkon as he squirs on the ground and yells out in pain. The whelps develope almost as soon as the paint balls hit him. Finally the paint balls stop flying and the camera reveals Kurupt Loc now dropping two paint ball guns on the ground, he now picks up a 40oz bottle. With one hand Kurupt lifts Nikkon up off the ground and with the other he bring the 40oz bottle down over his head shattering it. Kurupt Loc now grabs Nikkon by the feet and begins dragging him down the hallway, the camera fades to black.


Jake Matthews vs Jazmin Starr


Jacob DeSanto: Introducing first..Weighing in on 119lbs, she is from Los Angeles California...Jazmin Starr!!!

“Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” by Good Charlotte plays and the arena goes black as you hear The Only True Starr being said. The lights starts flashing so they look like stars as Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous starts playing. Jazmin walks out and heads for the ring . Once there she climbs a turnbuckle and does a backflip off it into the ring. Once inside she waves at the crowd joyfully while going to a corner waiting for Jake to come out.

Jacob DeSanto: And her opponent for this bout, Weighing 240 lbs, From Stillwater, Oklahoma.. He is known as "The Miracle Boy", Please welcome..Jake Matthews!!!

"Numb/Encore" - JayZ/Linkin Park starts to play on the sound system as the crowd raise to their feet looking at the entrance way, waiting for Jake Matthews to make his appearance.

Ryde Rass: Well, I can't wait for this match as is going to be a good one. Jake is my boy and Jazmin is going to be my bitch by the end of this night!

David Wright: I just hope that one of these days they hear what you say about the females here.

Ryde Rass: Shut up!

The camera pans to Jacob DeSanto in the middle of the ring now. He calls for Jake Matthews once again, but nobody comes out from the back. We go to Jazmin who's looking confused just like everyone is..Jake was no showing on the match. Then the music dies down and you can clearly see the face of Star being shown on the tron, she takes off her expensive glasses with ease and smiles at everyone in the arena.

Star: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I hope you all are enjoying the show. I know you were looking forward to this match but unfortunately due to injury Jake Matthews will be unable to attend tonight. So Jazmin? Honey, you're probably eager about the beatdown he surely would've given you but I guess this means you won't be wrestling tonight either. Ciao folks.

The tron goes black and the fans start to Boo. Jazmin looked upset over the comments made by Star about her getting a beat down from Jake if he wasn't injured and she started ranting about it to T.C and to Jacob. Then you can hear the crowd go crazy for someone. The camera zooms in all over the crowd until they catch Jake Matthews stepping through them as he walks toward the ring. Jazmin can still be seen arguing away with T.C over what Star said about her and hasn't catch on that Jake was on his way to the ring.

Ryde Rass: I guess Jake is pulling a Miracle and actually wants to compete for this match.

David Wright: You can only wonder what Star is going to do after she said he couldn't wrestle this match.

Ryde Rass: She probably wont be happy at all that's for sure..do you think she gonna make him look like a clown too?

Jake finally gets through the crowd and gets to the outside of the ring. He looks at Jazmin who was still distracted as she was busy still ranting about what was said. He gets inside the ring and the crowd can't help but cheer him on. Jazmin starts to get confuse as to why they were so hyped up when the match wasn't going to take place. She turns around to the other side of the ring and out of nowhere she gets planted with the "No Miracles Needed" Superkick nearly taking her head out. He quickly covers her.

One..

Two..

Three...Jake wins it with just one move. He gets to his feet holding on to his abdomen as T.C raises his hand. Then all of a sudden at the top of the stage Kurupt Loc drags something out from the back, ITS A BODY BAG. Kurupt Loc throws a middle finger in the air in the direction of Jake Mathews then makes his way to the back again. Jake Matthews quickly makes his way up the ramp and opens the body back, inside is a bloody NIKKON! He holds his head calling out for help from the back. And to the surprise of someone along with the paramedics, Shara comes out looking straight at the ring where Jazmin was still laying on the floor. She has a look of determination as she walks all the way inside the ring.

Ryde Rass: Damn bitch is fine!..But what the hell is she going to do? why is she out here?

David Wright: Last week, Shara was upset with the way Jazmin treated her client Zayda that she even went to Star, although found Farah instead...maybe this is what came about that talk?

Shara is shown inside the ring as she looks at the laid out Jazmin. She circles Jazmin around like if that's her prey. Jazmin looks like she's coming out of it and looks up to find the menacing glare of Shara, she then quickly tries to crawl out of the ring, But Shara grabs on to her leg stopping her from leaving the ring. She gets on top of her and starts to ram her head down the mat floor hard. Shara looks relentless and starts nailing her with some very stiff punches to her face before picking her up roughly by her hair, she yells at her some obscenities and then knees her in the midsection. Jazmin holds her stomach in pain and then Shara nails her with a Plant DDT laying out cold Jazmin once again, Shara looks like she wasn't done though as she walks over to the outside where she takes a chair.

Ryde Rass: Oh no, don't tell me she gonna sit down now after this.

David Wright: I don't think that's why she got that chair for Ryde.

Shara gets back to the ring and looks over to the floor where Jazmin was out could, She raises the chair to the air and crashes it hard on the head of Jazmin. The crowd looks on in shock as Jazmin keeps on slamming the chair all over her body countless times before T.C as well as some security crew members separate her from Jazmin Starr.

Ryde Rass: Holy fuck!..I wont be messing with that girl..ever!

David Wright: I think we've seen the last of Jazmin Starr.



- PDW's Prodigal Son -


London is seen backstage in the hallway, as he rolls his hands together, as he thinks about his upcoming match.


Kindred London: I didn't have a problem with the kid, until he chose to run his mouth off in the wrong manner. He took it to the xtreme, by not apologizing for his actions.

London rubs his chin a bit.

Kindred London: I wasn't even going to do this. Then I thought to myself. "I needed to teach this bitch kid a lesson!". I wasn't going to let him try and put me down. He wanted this match. I was going to give it to him.

London then looks into the camera in front of him taping.

Kindred London: Yo Shane. You ready, man? This is it! You've talked it all week. You've talked too long. You haven't even walked a mile, yet you talked for a century. You got some catching up to do!

London smirks a bit.

Kindred London: You thought men like me couldn't learn a thing or two. You wanted to fight in gloves and a much different attire, that you're used too, .... it's cool with me. I don't need back up. But for you, ... you might want to go ahead and call "911", because in the end, ... you'll be needing a call for "mercy".

Kindred London: You hear that, Shane? Those fans chanting and chanting ..."LONDON .... LONDON .... LONDON!!!". Isn't it amazing how quickly my name gets yelled out by people of all ages. They love me. Even if I play the "Good and Bad Guy" role. It's just amazing. While you act like the blonde asshole you are, ... you have no fans. No fans at all, except for maybe that V.I.P kid. That's mainly all you got.

London backs up a bit, while he brushes back his heads.

Kindred London: One last thing, Shane. When I make your ass tap out in that ring. Thank one person. Not just me for putting you out of your misery, .... but "The Iceman" as well ...

London turns around, as walks off, as the blue bandana hangs out in his back pocket, as the camera catches the shot.

Kindred London vs Shane Meras


David Wright: And now we’ve made it to what is sure to be one of the most memorable matches of the night. The ever prophetic Shane Meras will take on member of Explicit Content, Kindred London.

Ryde Rass: Explicit Content quickly became the most hated group of people in all of Platinum Dynasty. Kindred London who is usually a fan favorite could turn around and be just as hated as his crew in a second.

David Wright: That’s true. Kindred has always been a fan favorite but I see signs of the fans turning against him already. It’ll be interesting how to see all of this turns out. Shane Meras waged war on Explicit Content since they first day he met him.

Ryde Rass: I can’t stand that bleached blonde bitch. Always talking about ghetto this and ghetto that like he knows shit about the hood. Why everything gotta be about the ghetto with him? He needs to come at them a different way. I hope Kindred fucks him up because I’m tired of hearing him speak.

David Wright: That’s funny, R2. I feel that way about you more and more every Saturday night.

Jacob DeSanto: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is the best out of three falls. Introducing first, nor residing in Washington, D.C, at 190 pounds…SHANE MERAS!!!

"O Fortuna" begins to play, as scene of police stat footage combined with various scenes of secret societies meetings roll across the huge screen. Below, in the entrance way, Shane Muras breaks through to the outside, walking calmly. He places his hands together as to create a triangle with his thumbs and fingers and slowly brings them above his head. He looks to the left and right before breaking his gesture, bringing his hands out to each side and bowing his head. He then walks with no rush down to the ring, doing his best to ignore their boos of the fans. He climbs the stairs and ducks between the second and third rope, to enter the ring, with no salute, no poses, he simply goes to his corner and waits for the bell.

David Wright: Shane Meras looks to mean business tonight.

Ryde Rass: Yeah, whatever. But I’ve been thinking about something. How the hell is he gonna dislike all things ghetto and his ass lives in D.C.? Whether the white house is there or not that place is the definition of ghetto.

David Wright: You know that’s actually a good question, R2. I’m proud of you.

Ryde Rass: Thanks man. Wait a minute…the fuck you try’na say?!

The World Is Yours --

Live it. Love it. Enjoy!

Xtreme Productions Proudly Brings To You ....

PDW's Prodigal Son

>> Kindred London <<


The lights flicker wildly, as the fans yell out of their seats at what is the appearance of PDW's own, Kindred London. The fans go wild as they see the arena lights go out, leaving the pyros to make up for the light, as it blazes up in blue and white colors.

Roll out! Roll out! Roll out! Roll out!


London comes up on the entrance ramp as he tosses his fist with the crowd cheering on. Being he is the fan's favorite. He loves the attention. He grabs it, as he runs with it into the ring, with a sprint, as the fireworks sprout.

Now where'd you get that platinum chain with them diamonds in it?
Where'd you get that matchin Benz with them windows tinted?
Who them girls you be with when you be ridin through?
Man I ain't got nothin to prove, I paid my dues
Breakin the rules, I shake fools while I'm takin a cruise.
Tell me who's your weed man, how do you smoke so good?
You's a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?
What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG?
A couple a cans a whoop ass, you did a good ass job of just eyein me, spyin me


Jacob DeSanto: And his opponent, from Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at 228 pounds, KINDRED LONDON!!!

London jumps on the second turnbuckle as he smiles and laugh at the scene. Camera's flash thousands of times, as London adheres all of it. He steps down from the ropes, as he slides off his sneakers, preparing for the battle against Shane Meras.

David Wright: This will definitely be a good battle. These two men clearly don’t like one another and will do whatever they can to win.

Ryde Rass: And that’s how it should be, man. I wanna see this shit too.

The bell rings and T.C. steps out of the way for the two men to do their thing. For the first few seconds Kindred Shane size one another up before Kidnred finally runs in and locks up with Meras. In a matter of time he arm drags Meras to the mat and Meras quickly hops up. London takes him down with another arm drag that Meras recovers from in no time. London at last drop kicks him and backs him up into the ropes. Kindred gets Meras with yet another arm drag and flips it into a reverse arm lock. He keeps the hold in place, applying more and more pressure with each passing second. T.C. keeps nearby with a close eye on the action before Meras flips out of the hold. He then smashes his elbow into Kindred’s head and follows up with a spinning back elbow. The crowd comes to life with a mixed reaction and Meras Muay Thai kicks London into the ropes. He then grabs Kindred’s arm and launches him into the corner. Meras goes for a spinning wheel kick that connects perfectly and monkeyflips Kindred back to the center of the ring. He hits him with a standing moosnault and then goes for the pin.

One…

Two…

Kindred kicks out before T.C. can make the three count. Meras keeps up the quick pace of the match and lifts Kindred to his feet. He throws him into the ropes and delivers his signature “Meras Mandate” spear, driving Kindred into the mat with as much force as possible. He then jumps to his feet, pulling Kindred with him and throws him into a Dragon sleeperhold. Now T.C. comes back in close again, looking in on Kindred as Meras tightens his grip. Kidnred elbows him in the ribcage and snapemares him down to the mat. Kindred stands to his feet and kicks Meras in the midsection. Suddenly, London hits Meras with the “Pimp Foot”, delivering simultaneous kicking shots to the face and skull of Meras, using his strength and agility. London then quickly goes for the “Hammlock”. He ties Meras legs as he hooks his arm around his ankles, as he takes his over hand, and hooks it around his neck, bending Meras back like a rubber band. London forces pressure every ten seconds, to try and make Meras tap. This is done while Meras lays on his stomach. Meras screams in pain and raises his arm in the air. He looks to be ready to drop it and tap. Suddenly, he does and T.C. calls for the bell.

David Wright: Looks like London got the first fall there but he hasn’t won just yet.

Ryde Rass: I hope we ain’t here all night. I got bitches to see after this show is over.

David Wright: Whatever, Ryde. We all know you could never get any “bitches”.

Ryde Rass: Naw, man. Don’t get me mixed up with you.

Kindred gets up and circles the ring for a moment. As Meras starts to climb to his feet Kindred kicks him in the face. He then goes for it again and Meras catches his foot only to flip him backwards. Kindred leaps up and Meras hits him with a diving forearm smash. The crowd is totally into the action as Meras lifts Kindred up. However. London springboards himself onto the top rope, as Meras tries to body slam him. As he does, London reverses the call, grabbing Meras arm, and twisting it all in the process of being tossed to the mat. London grabs the arm, as he locks on a Fujiwara Armbar, putting pressure and pressure on it. He keeps applying pressure into Meras reverses the move into an armbar of his own. London takes in a bit of damage from the move. London lays on the mat, awaiting the moment. As he does, he rolls off his back as he gets onto his feet. Still locked in Mera's armbar lock, while standing up. London moves a little bit, as London has Meras on his head. London finds the inner strength to powerbomb Meras, trying to break the lock. He does it again, as Meras is still holding on. London picks him up again, this time swirling him around a bit, slamming him forcefully into the mat, as Meras finally breaks the almost game-winning armbar.

Ryde Rass: Damn, London is really coming with those holds. He’s trying to break Meras down every way he can.

David Wright: Well he’s doing a great job so far. He’s already won the first fall and if he keeps this up the match will be over in no time.

Ryde Rass: Good! Bitches…at home…I got some! Let’s move on with this damn thing!

Kindred gets to his feet and so does a staggering Shane Meras. London keeps right on dominating with a hard uppercut to the jaw of Meras. He then goes for Ghetto Hospitality, calling the move out by now before applying it just to piss Meras off. London puts Meras into a reverse Sharpshooter, only to stomp repeatedly on Mera's head at the same time while trying to break his spine. The fans are loving the vicious move and erupt with appreciate for the good show these guys are putting on. Kindred then applies a Queen Angelito stretch, damaging Shane Meras even further. The look on Kindred’s face is showing just how much power he is throwing behind the move but Meras doesn’t falter. He continues to hold out no matter how much hard Kindred stretches him until T.C. finally forces Kindred to break the hold. Both men are breathing heavily as Kindred stumbles away for a second. He then goes for Meras again but, unknown to the ref, Meras delivers a desperate kick to London’s groin. He then leaps up and mule kicks Kindred, following up with a Muay Thai Knee Strike. Knowing that he’s down a fall, Meras continues his assault on Kindred with a Sambo Suplex. He then drags Kindred to his feet and throws him into the ropes. Meras downs Kindred with a jumping roundhouse and goes on with his sudden adrenaline rush by picking up Kindred again. He delivers several Capoeira Kicks and then ends it with a Crescent kick. Meras picks Kindred up and then smashes him right into the mat with “The Meras Effect” Impaler DDT. Meras immediately rolls Kindred up, holding is tights to aid in the pin.

One…

Two…

Three!

David Wright: Meras got the second pin fall and saved the match. Even though he cheated its now one to one. This is anybody’s match.

Ryde Rass: Fuck Meras! He still won’t win!

David Wright: You don’t know that, Ryde. Meras still has a chance.

Ryde Rass: I know every damn thing there is to know and Shane Meras is going home with a big ass L on his forehead.

Kindred breaks free of Meras as soon as possible but realizes that it is too late. He goes after Meras with a judo arm throw and four Simultaneous leg strikes to the chest. Meras falls back into the ropes and bounces back where London plants him in the center of the ring with a delayed butterfly suplex. Kindred quickly picks up Meras and goes for an Argentine backbreaker but Meras puts a stop to it and goes for “The Meras Consipracy” rude awakening. He then throws Kindred into a strong Triangle Hold in an attempt to slow him down and drain him of as much energy as he can, giving Kindred a taste of his own medicine. The fight continues as Meras suddenly chops Kindred across the throat and lets him drop to the mat. He stomps him a few times for good measure before hauling London to his feet and sending him sailing into the ropes. Kindred returns and Meras delivers a spinning wheel kick to him. Shane Meras gets up and hits legdrop on Kindred, remaining on top of him for the cover and the count.

One…

Two…

Thre…Kindred gets the shoulder up. Meras rolls his eyes and rolls off of him. He picks up Kindred again and blasts him with several forearms to the face. MEras smashes his elbow into Kindred’s head and throws him into the corner. He runs at Kindred full speed who in turn jumps out of the way. Meras leaps over the top rope to keep from slamming into the turnbuckle and grabs Kindred’s head. He spins him around and drops his neck over the top rope, causing Kindred to bounce backwards. Meras launches himself over the top rope into a leg drop on Kindred. Everyone in the arena is at the edge of their seats. Meras decides to pull out the bog guns and puts in his finisher the G.O.T.H.I.C.A Lock, crossface chicken wing. Kindred howls in pain as he struggles to stay strong against the vicious hold. He nearly manages to break out of it but Meras hems him up even harder and applies endless pressure. Kindred’s hand suddenly shoots up in the air!

David Wright: What the hell? Do you see what I’m seeing, Ryde?

Ryde Rass: Hell yeah I see it. EXPLICIT CONTENT IS IN THE HOUSE!!!

David Wright: Holy shit!

They immediately run towards the ring but is too late when Kindred London finally taps out! It’s over! Shane Meras got the final fall!

Jacob DeSanto: Here is your winner, SHANE MERAS!!!

Shane doesn’t even get a chance to celebrate before all three members of Explicit content are in the ring stomping away at him mercilessly. Shane stays on the ground, completely helpless and tries to shield himself from the attack with his arms. As Kindred London, Ash Bombay and Kurupt Loc continue to stomp away on Shane Meras, the crowd pops. All 3 men turn around just in time to see Jake Matthews running down the entrance ramp followed close behind by a bloody Nikkon, who has a crimson stained bandage around his head. Both men are carrying baseball bats. As they slide into the ring, Explicit Content makes their leave from it, barely missing the swinging bats. The crowd continues to cheer as Jake and Nikkon dare any of them to step up. Explicit Content starts backing up the rampway, yelling at them. Kurupt Loc starts heading back towards the ring, but is grabbed by Bombay and London. Jake checks on Meras, but never takes his eyes off the 3 men. Finally, Jake and Nikkon pull Meras to his feet. He's been beaten pretty badly, but not enough to hospitalize him. The crowd cheers as Jake grabs a mic, and once again focuses his attention on Explicit Content, who are now all up on the stage.

Jake Matthews: What's the matter Bombay... when the bats in the other hand, you don't wanna play? Ya'll like jumpin' guys 3 on 1 huh? Like you did me and Meras here?

Bombay starts screaming something at Jake, but it isn't picked up on audio.

Jake Matthews: And your boy Loc there likes to use other various objects to get the job done, like tonight with Nikkon... and if I remember right... didn't he beat your ass on his own? I mean yeah, he had those cuffs... but after the cuffs were on, he didn't touch ya...

Bombay, Loc, and London all start walking back down the ramp towards the ring.

Jake Matthews: You talk about thug life this, gangsta gangsta that. You say you want me inside this ring, but when it comes down to it, you're a fuckin pussy!

The crowd pops again as London and Loc hold Bombay back. Meras is now holding on a small lead pipe. They both stand shoulder to shoulder with Jake.

Jake Matthews: Come on guys, let'em go.

Jake sits on the middle rope, holding it open for Bombay.

Jake Matthews: Yeah, thought so. Talk a big talk Bombay, but sooner or later... you're not gonna be able to run anymore. When the time comes... and trust me, it'll be sooner than later.. but when that time comes you're not going to be able to hide behind Loc or London...

Jake stands up from the middle rope and pulls something out of his back pocket. It's some folded up papers.

Jake Matthews: You wanna do shit proper? Here you go bitch. It's an open contract for a one on one match. Any time. Any place. Any match....

Jake nods in Bombay's direction.

Jake Matthews: ..that's right Bombay. I'll even let your punk ass pick how you wanna be beaten. Ladder match? I'll climb faster. Submission match? I'll make you tap then break your ankle. Street Fight? Cage match? Hell, we can tie a midget to the top of a pole if you want. It doesn't fuckin' matter.

Jake looks back at Meras and Nikkon, before placing his attention back on Bombay.

Jake Matthews: But there's one clause here... somethin I took from the book of Meras... this is a one on one match.. meaning that if anyone interferes...

Jake, Nikkon, and Meras all wave "goodbye"

Jake Matthews: Well, I'm pretty sure you know what'll happen.

Jake flips open a few pages of the contract and shows it to the camera.

Jake Matthews: I've even taken the liberty of signing the sumbitch. The balls in your court Bombay...

Jake tosses the contract out of the ring in their direction.

Jake Matthews: ...You have 1 week.

"Numb/Encore" begins to blare through the PA system as Nikkon and Meras walk over to the turnbuckles closest to the stage. They climb to the top, taunting Explicit Content to come on. Jake sits on the middle rope, holding it open. Bombay, Loc, and London start yelling at them. Jake just smirks, still taunting them. The camera fades to commercial.


- Explicit Condoms? -

The scene opens up to show Savon Sem standing in back with a microphone in hand as she looks at the camera.

Savon:Tonight there will be a tag match that has turned from a simple match, to one appears to be a brewing hatred between the men. And standing next to me is a man who was robbed two weeks ago by Kurupt Loc, and one half of the Merciless Enforcers. Mike Ryba..

Ryba stands there with his arms crossed and a smirk across his face as the fans in the arena cheer enough for it to be heard. He looks to Savon and smiles.

Ryba: So whats going on gorgeous, what do you need to ask?

Savon: Well tonight you and your longtime friend Michael Mercer, fight Explicit Content. It seems that it has gone to a personal level ever since Kurupt broke into your locker room and stole your money.

Ryba sort of shrugs as he looks back to Savon.

Ryba: Personal? Nah, I am going to go and take Kurupt for some beers afterwards since homeboy is broke and lost his second job pushing carts at Target. You see, it wasn't that whole robbery that has me looking at them like they are complete retards. It is the fact that they sit there with their little promo's, and they talk in these long winded parts of it about shit that is irrelevant a basically doesn't make sense.

Savon: Like what?

Ryba: Like what!? Alright..

Ryba reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a folded up piece of paper and looks at it.

Ryba: Well for starters lets go take a look at Bombay and what that waste of semen managed to mumble out. He made mention of Kristin and how she is in Japan getting broken off by who or whatever. And that she was my dream girl and left my ass. Hmm, you got half of that last statement right there home-skillet. But if you would go back to when I first got here and paid attention like a good boy should have, you would have noticed that she isn't really a problem on my mind now is she? I wallow in my own self pity because I lost a girlfriend? Why don't you go back and watch the latest video you ignorant piece of shit and maybe...just maybe I won't treat you like the uneducated simpleton that you made yourself to be in your four-hour ramble session that we all had to endure.

Ryba looks to Savon who seems as if the feelings behind the words are too real, and just stands looking down. Ryba looks back to the camera and gives off a fake smile.

Ryba: But I guess for the slow folks I have to lay off more hints. Now listen closely Bombay and this may in fact brighten your eyes and make you feel more of someone who manage to accomplish a task. Get ready...here it goes. Now, if I was referring to Kristin who is in Japan and well alive, and she was the one I was feeling down about, then why would my cousin Seraphis go to say "It wasn't your fault she di-" that last word being, uh oh, DIED!. Hmmm? AW SHNAP, ITS TIME TO PIMP ZE AUTA! Fuckin' idiot...

Ryba looks to Savon and smiles.

Ryba:Cheer up girl, I only have to talk about the other dumbass and I can go off and do better things like watch Jenna Jameson do her thing.

Ryba looks back to the camera and does another smile.

Ryba: Next up is Kurupt Loc who just like his friend there took up way too much time to prove any point. But he proved that Mercer and I are boring. Yeah...the old "You put people to sleep with your promo's" lines. Yeah, brilliant Loc. But the one that just makes me feel that some part of my life is blackened and I can't remember, is when he mentioned that I tried to make it seem that he stole ones, WHEN IN FACT! Yes, he has proof ladies and gentlemen...he even said it, he was on camera stealing twenties. Good show Mattlock...but tell me this. Where on camera do you hear me saying that all you took were ones?

Ryba gets a retarded "dur dur dur" look on his face.

Ryba:I mean I can't recall. Who knows, maybe one of my fans was in the PDW Chat room and said it, and you just so happened to be in there seeing it. I mean because it never escaped my lips. So it had to be a Chat Room, or a Forum..nah it had to be a Chat Room with a Ryba fan who got my back. I am assuming that because I can't recall it. But by all means if you can then make me feel stupid. Because I have been known to forget stuff, so maybe next week you can dig into my past videos and see if I said you stole singles. But I am pretty sure I never did. Yeah, had to be a "PDW Chat Room".

Ryba gives a "Are you serious" look on his face, shaking his head and rubbing his eyes. He looks back up and to the camera.

Ryba:So I am going to leave you two with this. Do us all in PDW a favor, and do your god damned research. All because I have to put up with your shit because we are opponents at this event, doesn't mean that I have to put up with you two frolicking flamingoes and your stupidity for as long as I am here in PDW. So Ash...Kurupt. You know what, forget that. I have a request. Loc...Ash. Please...go kill yourselves!

Ryba walks off screen as the scene fades back out.


Ash Bombay & Kurupt Loc vs Michael Mercer & Mike Ryba



||During commercials…
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The camera cuts backstage where PDW’s fiery redheaded referee stands by a water fountain. She holds her cup under the nozzle and fills it as PDW co-owner Star suddenly steps into view. T.C. Paine jumps a little at the sight of her as if she was doing something wrong. Star smiles while shaking her head and pats T.C. on the back.

Star: Relax, honey. You’re not in trouble for anything. I just wanted to let you know something.

T.C. sits her cup on top of the fountain and gives Star her full attention.

T.C: Yes, Miss Star?

Star: You have the tag match next, right? Explicit Content versus Michael Mercer and Mike Ryba?

T.C.: Yup, that’s the next match.

Star: Well, I think you should sit this one out, darling. Don’t ask why. Just…do that for me. Take a little break. Enjoy that water to the fullest.

Looking a little confused, T.C. nods her head as Star walks off.

The scene cuts to ringside with David Wright and Ryde Rass.

David Wright: And we’re back for a match that’s sure not to disappoint. Mike Ryba and Michael Mercer will be taking on Kurput Loc and Ash Bombay of Explicit Content. Ash Bombay will be making his in-ring debut in this match.

Ryde Rass: Finally. He's another one that's been lurking in the halls far too damn long. Finally that fool has a MATCH!

David Wright: You seem excited.

Ryde Rass: I do? Oh, my bad,

The arena grows silent as the lights fade into a dim blue. Then suddenly, screaming intro to 'Well Enough Alone' blasts throughout the arena, and as red strobe lights begin to filter through the dim light, both Mike Ryba and Michael Mercer walk out onto the stage. The both look out to the crowd and as Ryba nods to them Mercer raises his arms, motioning for the crowd to get loud, and they do just that as the two men walk down the ramp.

Walk down the realm
Hint to no one that this
Generic bond exists
Evil shows another side

And like before, makes no sense
Never coming, always leaving
Right before, hooked on substance
Dig in deeper, can't reveal

Jacob DeSanto: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Coming to the ring, at a combined weight of 507 pounds... Michael Ryba, Michael Mercer... they are the MERCILEEEEEESS ENFORCEEEERS!

Hitting ringside, both Mikes slap fives and make for the ring. Ryba slides in under the bottom rope as Mercer hops up onto the apron and vaults over the top.

Why we leave well enough alone
Never thought about the shame
SHAME!

Both men go to opposite turnbuckles and climb up them, raising their arms in the air and playing out to the crowd a bit more before they hop down and meet in the center, where they do Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who starts the match.

David Wright: Michael Mercer and Mike Ryba, good friends who are very used to one another. I thin their experience as a team just might prove to be too much for the brand new Explicit Content.

Ryde Rass: Why these fools playin’ hand games before a match? Grown ass men don’t do stuff like that.

David Wright: That’s not really a hand game. Ryde. It’s called rock, paper, scissors.

Ryde Rass: I’m not surprised you know what it is, Dave. Just say no more.

"One" by Metallica blares through out the arena as the lights go dark.
Blue strobe lights fill the entranceway.

Jacob DeSanto: And their opponents. Coming to the ring first, from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma ... standing 5 feet, 9 inches... and weighing in at 220 pounds ... here is AAAAAAAASH
BOMBAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

Ash Bombay steps out clad in blue parachute pants, with a white sash posing as a belt and black boots. He has no shirt on and is letting his white braided hair hang down in his face as he carries his trademark marble cane to the ring.

# I can't remember anything
# Can't tell if this is true or dream
# Deep down inside I feel to scream
# This terrible silence stops me

# Now that the war is through with me
# I'm waking up I can not see
# That there is not much left of me
# Nothing is real but pain now

# Hold my breath as I wish for death
# Oh please god,wake me

Bombay gives an arrogant strut towards the ring as he flashes his trusty half smile and blows kisses to the female admirers in the audience. He steps into the ring and gives a quick pose for the fans then he turns his attention to his opponents. Standing tall, Ash glares at his opponents briefly, before closing his eyes to take in the rage portion of the song...

# Darkness imprisoning me
# All that I see
# Absolute horror
# I cannot live
# I cannot die
# Trapped in myself
# Body my holding cell

# Landmine has taken my sight
# Taken my speech
# Taken my hearing
# Taken my arms
# Taken my legs
# Taken my soul
# Left me with life in hell

As if drawing power from the hateful energy of the song, Bombay's fists begin to shake with his own fury, to an explosive climax in which Bombay throws open his eyes and lets loose a bellowing war cry! Snarling at his foe, Bombay brings up his fists, ready for battle.

Ryde Rass: Yeah, this fool needs Prozac. Or a tranquilizer dart to the neck. Some Ridilin for adults. I don’t even know.

David Wright: Remember, this is Bombay’s debut match. He’s sure to be amped for this one and ready to win.

Ryde Rass: You mean ready to try to win? Just because he came out here like Mel Gibson in “Braveheart” don’t mean he’ll win. Somebody might call a dog catcher and have his ass put to sleep.

The sound of an AK firing echoes throughout the arena as smoke fills the entrance ramp. Trued Up now begins to blare over the p.a. system

Jacob DeSanto: And next, tonight’s other half of Explicit Content. He is from Los Angeles, California and weighs in at 240 pounds, KURUPT LOC!!!

Put a straight jacket on me, cause I'm throwing a tantrum
And all the crips across the world, y'all gon' sing this anthem

[Chorus: repeat 2X]

We stay, trued up, blued up
True phat laces, true blue chucks
We crippin till we die cuz and will shoot you up
Cop a 38 for the G-homie that used to shoot up

With that Kurupt Loc makes his way down the ramp while throwing up the eastside sign. The crowd boos as he slides into the ring and climbs the top turnbuckle once again throwing up the
eastside sign on each hand followed by two middle fingers.

Ryde Rass: Hold onto your wallets, bitches!

David Wright: Two steps ahead of ya, Ryde. I left mine at home.

Ryde Rass: Kurupt Loc is a dangerous man. Did you see what he did to Nikkon? I wouldn't fuck with him. Crips is crazy. If you see the color blue...run, bitch! RUN!

All four men are in the ring, each team discussing the pending match amongst themselves. Suddenly they all look around with baffled expressions as the arena looks on. They realize that they are the only ones standing in the ring.

Ryde Rass: Where’s that sexy ass T.C. at? She’s the only ref PDW has.

David Wright: We can’t do this match without her but we did just see co-owner Star tell her to “sit this one out”.

Ryde Rass: Maybe Star knew that this shit was gonna be lame so she told T.C. not to even bother coming out here. I swear that woman is so damn smart. And talk about sexy? I’d drink her bath water.

David Wright: That’s great, Ryde. It really is. But the issue at hand is that we have no one to call this match. They’re all just standing around clueless.

The men all stare at each other, switching between looks of intimidation and confusion. Suddenly “Upgrade U” by Beyonce featuring Jay Z blares over the P.A. system. The crowd immediately comes alive as the camera pans over each man’s face. Star makes her way out onto the stage. The beautiful co-owner is dressed in a pair of tight, low cut black pants and a halter referee top displaying a glittering star ring in her navel. She pauses at the top of the stage for a moment, crossing her arms over her chest and smirking at the men inside of the ring as the crowd goes wild.

David Wright: Wow! No wonder she told T.C. not to come down here! Star’s the surprise special guest referee for this match!

Ryde Rass: Yes! YES!

Star struts down the ramp with her eyes trained on Ash Bombay, clearly pissed off from all of the trouble he’s been causing. She walks up the steel steps and climbs through the ropes and then walks to the center of all of them men. A smile gradually makes its way across her face as she glances around the ring. Star suddenly points to opposite corners and Mercer and Bombay make their way towards them. Star signals for the bell and the match is underway.

David Wright: Kurupt Loc and Michael Mercer starting this thing off. But by the look on Mike Ryba’s face he wishes he were the one to win rock, paper scissors.

Ryde Rass: Look, Mike needs to let that go. Fools get jacked all the time. It’s just the way the world works. I mean look at me. I get robbed every other week and you don’t hear me bitching. I’ve learned not to carry things of value around with me.

David Wright: You don’t have anything of value, Ryde.

Ryde Rass: Yeah and I wish these niggas would hurry up and figure that out too.

Kurput and Mercer train their eyes on one another before locking up. Kurupt overpowers Mercer and tosses him into a headlock. He keeps the hold in place for a few seconds before throwing Mercer into the ropes. Mercer returns and ducks a clothesline attempt, bouncing off the ropes again only to be dropkicked down to the mat by Kurupt. The crowd gives a modest reaction and Kurupt goes to collect Mercer from the canvas. He tosses him into the ropes again and this time hits him with a devastating spinebuster. Star circles the two of them as Kurupt locks his legs around Mercer’s throat, choking the life out of him. Star kneels down took check on Mercer as Kurupt continues to choke him. Struggling for air, Mercer lifts his hand to assure her that he’s still in the thing.

David Wright: Kurupt taking the match early on and trying to drain Mercer of his energy. Good strategy. After what he did to Rob Grayson last week Mercer and Ryba should be a little worried. I believe Grayson quit after that.

Ryde Rass: Naw, Star fired him for that bitch ass display he put on last week.

David Wright: You know what, Ryde? I believe you.

With much effort, Mercer twists his way out of Kurupt’s hold, gasping for air once he’s free. Kurupt stays on him by quickly jumping to his feet and pulling Mercer up with him. Kurupt runs to the ropes and bounces off with an axel kick to Mercer. He goes down hard but quickly rolls out of the way to avoid a guillotine leg drop from Kurupt. Mercer scrambles to his feet and jumps off the second rope with a springboard moonsault that connects perfectly. He wastes no time covering Kurpt and Star quickly goes to make the count.

One…

Two…

Kurupt kicks out without hesitation, looking angry that Mercer even got a chance to cover him. He delivers a punch to Mercer’s head and climbs to his feet. Mercer comes up as well and leaps out of the way when Kurupt tries to spear him. Mercer drops his elbow onto the back of Kurupts head and runs to the corner. He hops up on the top turnbuckle and delivers a 450 splash to Kurupt. Mercer then applies a Mexican Surfboard, taking his turn to drain Kurupt of some energy. Star stands with her arms crossed, looking down at Kurupt and telling him to give up. As Mercer applies more pressure Kurupt howls in pain while Star laughs, shaking her head and even mocking him with a little crip walk. But even with that Kurupt doesn’t give in and Mercer finally lets him go. Mercer looks over at his partner or is more eager than ever to get into the ring. He heads over to him and tags Ryba in, much to the crowds delight.

Ryde Rass: Damn, Mike looks like he’s ready to beat that cat like he stole something!

David Wright: Well thank you very much Captain Obvious.

Mike goes in and immediately begins laying boots to Kurupt. He pulls to L.A. native to his feet and chops the hell out of him. Visibly hurt but still resilient and taunting, Kurupt laughs at Ryba and does a little money motion with his hand. Not even flinching Mike gives Kurupt a bitch slap straight across the face. Kurupt fires back with a closed fist to Ryba’s head and Ryba returns the favor. Ryba exchanges punches with Kurupt Loc, who is taken back all the way to the ropes as Ryba continues to throw punch after punch. As Ryba connects, Loc slumps down and down until he is sitting on the mat taking the punches and leaning against the bottom rope. The fans begin to get hyped for the non-stop barrage of punches which are now followed by kicks. After all that Ryba picks Loc up and brings him to the middle of the ring as he pretends to act compassionate and see if he is alright. Quickly after that, Ryba places Loc in a double underhook position and hits him with the Sudden Impact. After he hits it he quickly gets up and stands over Kurupt Loc, reaching in his back pocket and pulling out a wad of money. He begins to toss money at Loc as he lays there on the mat.

David Wright: Whoa, Ryba tossing cash at Kurupt Loc!

Ryde Rass: Like he’s a two dollar ho or something. That’s how I do your mom’s, David. Except I throw Monopoly money at her.

Mike Ryba then hoists Kurupt Loc up onto his shoulder, and delivers a running powerslam across the ring. Now near his team's corner, Ryba tags Mercer in, and Michael seems almost at a loss for what to do. After a brief moment of thought, Michael leans down to grab Kurupt's feet, and starts undoing the shoelaces to his sneakers. Kurupt leans up to try and stop Michael which causes Michael to lean in to punch him, but Kurupt Loc gets in a poke to the eyes. Mercer staggers a bit while rubbing his eyes. Kurupt sits upright as Michael shakes off the thumb to the eye, and Michael bounces off the ropes before charging Kurupt and knocking him onto his back again with a rather loud Shining Wizard! With Kurupt down and out for the moment, Michael goes back to his feet and continues untying his shoelaces before finally yanking off both of his sneakers, a proud grin on his face as he screams.

Michael Mercer: BREAK YO'SELF, FOO'!

Michael chucks them over his shoulders and Ryba catches them. His nose gets a little too close to them, and he gasps.

Mike Ryba: WHOA, HOT POTATO!

He then flings both sneakers over his shoulders and into the crowd.

Ryde Rass: Damn, talk about disrespect. Now my man gotta wrestle with his shoes off and whatnot.

David Wright: That was a smart move! Kurupt uses those sneakers for negativity! You saw what he did to Grayson!

Ryde Rass: He used GRAYSON’S shoes for that, dumbass. Not his own! They need to take their shoes off too or else nobody is safe!

Kurupt catches Mercer off guard and slams his foot into his stomach, knocking the wind out of him and causing Michael to double over. Kurupt then kicks him in the face and Mercer flies backwards. Kurupt starts to get up, making it to his knees before Ryba ran to the ropes and bounced off, hitting Kurupt with a sliding kick to the face.

David Wright: Ryba with a “Stray Bullet” to Kurupt Loc!

Ryde Rass: Dayum!

Mike Ryba begins stomping away at Kurupt for a while as Star looks on. She suddenly gives a sigh and taps Ryba on the shoulder. He doesn’t stop right away but when he finally looks at her she points to Michael Mercer, stating that he’s the legal man. Throughout all of this Kurupt Loc begins slinking his way to his corner where Ash Bombay awaits. Star takes note of it and suddenly drags Michael to his feet, yelling and screaming for him to get to work while shoving him in Kurupt’s direction with Mike Ryba retreating to his corner. Mercer’s too late to stop the tag and a fresh Bombay hops into the ring. He runs over to Mercer and hits him across the throat with a vicious clothesline. Michael makes it back to his feet and Ash clotheslines him once again. He then picks Michael up and delivers a sit down, face first full nelson slam. The crowd screams at the impact. With Mercer immobilized, Ash hooks the leg and Star runs over to make the count.

One…

Two…

Thre…Star pulls back? She looks at her hand with a frown and curses, noticing that she broke a nail. Ash continues to cover Mercer before realizing that the match most likely should’ve been over by now. He looks over his shoulder at Star and sees her bitching over the broken nail. He immediately gets up and looks at her like she’s crazy. Star shrugs her shoulders giving him an insincere “sorry” as if it’s no big deal. Ash throws his hands up, getting in her face, but Star smiles smuggly and point at Mercer. Ash keeps up with his hostility, talking trash that Star just brushes off. But once the word “Bitch” escapes his mouth Star kicks him square in the nuts. The fans give a huge “DAMN!” while Bombay clutches his package in pain. Michael Mercer capitalizes and rolls Bombay up into a small package before Star drops down and counts again.

One…

Two…

Thre…no! Ash kicks out at the last possible second!

David Wright: Wow, Star isn’t being very fair in there. Ash could’ve had this match won.

Ryde Rass: Whatchu mean, dawg? Ash started with her. She was just defending herself. She was probably afraid for her life!

Both men are down but within seconds they begin coming to their feet. Bombay winds up and smashes a right hand to Mercer's face. Michael staggers for a moment, before coming right back with a right hand of his own. Bombay shakes the punch off and throws another right in retaliation, and Mercer comes back with another one to answer with. They trade blows like this for a few moments, and it seems as though neither one of them is going to budge. Finally Ash shoves Mercer backwards and lunges forward, but Michael spins and catches Bombay right on the chin with a spinning backfist. Michael tags out to his partner Ryba... who drops to the ringside area at first. He then has a few words with the timekeeper, before grabbing a mic and sliding into the ring. As he does this, Bombay begins to get back onto his knees after being put down for the moment. Ryba stands in the center of the ring, mic in hand as Mercer stands next to him.

Mike Ryba: Clocks and chocolate...

Mercer leans in to speak as well.

Michael Mercer: ...ladies and gentlemen...

Both Mikes take a breath, before yelling into the mic one more time.

Mercer and Ryba: We give you... the swiss.

As Bombay reaches his feet, both Mercer and Ryba turn and blast him with a double superkick, sending him tumbling outside of the ring! The crowd loses it as Kurupt standing outside looking completely annoyed. He runs into the ring and punches both of them in the face. Star reprimands him, even so much as plucking him in the forehead and demanding that he go back to his corner. Kurupt lunges at Star, faking her out like he’s going to hit her and she nearly jumps clear across the ring. He chuckles and climbs out of the ring while Star yaps off like she wasn’t shook. Michael Mercer does the same and Mike Ryba goes to bounce of the ropes. Kurupt Loc kicks him in the back and Mike goes down. Outside the ring, Ash Bombay starts to make his way back. As Ryba gets himself together as well, Ash climbs up onto the ring apron. Ryba starts towards him and Ash back bodydrops him to the floor. As climbs up the rope and balances himself, gaining a prayer stance for a moment before performing a spring board shooting star press onto Ryba. Even Star can’t deny the cool move as she claps for him. Ash picks up Ryba and smacks his head off the announcer’s table. He then spins around and slams Mike’s back into the steal staircase. Ash grabs Ryba by the hair and tosses him back into the ring. He follows him inside and goes up top. Ash leaps into the air with the “Sick Cycle Carousal”, a shooting star press leg drop. He then covers Ryba.

One…

Two…

Mercer runs in and breaks up the three count. Kurupt immediately follows inside and punches Mercer. Star yells for them both to get out of the ring and they do so as Ash gets up.

David Wright: Man, this match is all over the place. I honestly can’t tell which way it’s gonna go now!

Ryde Rass: All I know is everybody in there is getting fucked up one way or another.

David Wright: Everyone except Star of course.

Ryde Rass: They better not touch me and Jake’s girl or y’all gonna see me make my in-ring debut tonight!

David Wright: Speaking of Jake, do you think that’s why Star is out here tonight?

Ryde Rass: I don't know. That man defied her tonight so maybe she's just bored. That’s what I’m putting my money on. And we already know she can't stand Bombay.
 

Ask picks up Ryba and nearly takes his head off with a “Heaven’s Crucible” rolling clothesline from hell. The determination is etched across his face as he gets Ryba up again. Bombay goes to hit Ryba with another clothesline but he blocks the shot and surprises him with a German suplex. Now the fans cheer at the sudden change in momentum. Ryba lifts up Ash and German suplex’s him again. Ash lazily stands to his feet while Ryba takes a few steps back and slams him with a running STO. Ryba picks up Ash and heads to his corner where he tags in Mercer. He then locks him in a sorta of standing anaconda vice for a moment as Mercer goes up top. Ryba plants Ash in the center of the ring with a pumphandle slam and Mercer takes to the air, landing on Ash with his “Absolutely Merciless” 450 splash. He quickly climbs to his feet, taking Ash with him and drags him to a corner. Mercer pulls Ash up and gets him into a double underhook. Seeing trouble, Kurupt enters the ring once again which prompts Ryba to do so as well. He cuts off Kurupt with a punch to the head and Michael mercer leaps up and flips in the air and comes crashing down hard on Ash’s head!

David Wright: Oh my God! Laid To Rest by Mercer!

Ryde Rass: Oh shit, son! That fool needs to pray right now!

Kurupt and Ryba continue to brawl as Michael rolls Ash up! Star quickly drops to the mat and starts the count!

One…

David Wright: I think this is it, man.

Two…

Ryde Rass: I can’t take the pressure!

Three!!!

David Wright: It’s over! Ryba and Mercer won!

Jacob DeSanto: And the winners of this match, Mike Ryba and Michael Mercer, MERCILEEEEEESS ENFORCEEEERS!

As the bell rings and “Well Enough Alone” hits the speakers Mercer come to his feet and Ryba kicks Kurupt to the outside of the ring. He then joins Michael in the center where Star raises both of their arms in victory. The crowd erupts after the explosive match. But realizing that he’s just lost his debut match, Ash Bombay gets up and punches Ryba in the back on the head. Kurupt Loc makes his way back into the ring and superkicks Mercer. Explicit Content proceed to stomp on their opponents as Star stumbles out of the way. She stands in the background and watches the assault. Suddenly, Star reaches into her top and pulls something out.

David Wright: Wait, what’s Star doing? I know that’s not what I think it is.

Ryde Rass: Man she is definitely from Philly. THAT SHIT IS GANSGTA!

Star spins Kurupt around and sprays mase right into his face! She knees him in the groin and hops onto his shoulders only to hurricanrana him right out of the ring. Ash notices and goes after her but Star sprays him too! She gives Ash a knee to the groin as well and tosses her mase aside. Star throws Ash into a three quarter facelock and backflips over him with the hold still in place, turning it into an inverted facelock, landing in a sitting position and driving Ash’s head face first into the mat.

David Wright: Star with a “Super Nova” to Ash Bombay!

Ryde Rass: Man, I miss that move!

She then picks Bombay up and dropkicks him into the corner. Ash Bombay is propped up in the corner of the ring. Star is grinning from ear to ear while looking in his direction. She suddenly walks over to him in a casual manner while unbuttoning her pants. Bombay is obviously out of it but has his eyes focus right on her as she slides down her zipper. Star then turns around and pulls down her pants to show her white boy shorts. The camera zooms in for a close up of “Miracle Boy Inc.” written across her ass. Star is literally giving Bombay her ass to kiss as the entire Dynasty Spectrum goes insane! She suddenly pauses, shaking her head and then pulls up her pants. She turns around and kicks Bombay in the face, knocking him out cold. “Upgrade U” by Beyonce featuring Jay Z blares over the P.A. system. The camera closes in on a bloody mouthed Ash Bombay before the PDW Logo flashes across the screen and the show fades.